Telemarketers Poems - Poems about Telemarketers

I've never learned to change a tire. It's not a skill I wish to acquire. If stuck I'm always going to hire.. Also, can't change my car's oil, perhaps I was a bit spoiled. Cooking I botch, even with foil.. Couldn't dance til I took aerobics. I've always been math a phobic. Don't have the patience to be stoic.. There's just one skill I'd...

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I'm still waiting for my first automated rifling phone call, Scripted to begin: Hello Gerald Oliver Dillenbeck! What would you like to health invest in this wealthy day? So I could answer with Compassion, even for telemarketers of narcissistic death technologies. I'm still waiting for Donald John's first non-automated non-violent internal recall: Hello Donald John! What would we, NorthAmerican democratic residents and global Allies of Earth, like...

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i have no one to fight with so i call back telemarketers hoping they won't hang up when i start talking ****. i miss you. i stay in my bed, stay in my head, stay in my bed just one more day, i swear....

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A Solution to Telemarketers That Actually Works By Elton Camp Those of you who are regular readers will find this different from anything I’ve published before. It’s not a poem and not a prose article that I have attempted to make interesting and to polish. It’s about those irritating telemarketers who make our lives miserable....

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You’re loathsome in your pertinacious ways. Your courtesy goes and your rudeness stays. Can’t you find other means to make money? You’re a big nuisance, and it’s not funny! I don’t want to buy what you have for sale. If you call back again, I’ll kick your tail!...

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Out of Area Was on the caller ID I wonder which telemarketer It can be It was for children Who were in need Fro fallen sheriffs Was they're plead $25, $40, $50 What would suit you best? I told her send the kids to me I'll take care of the rest She paused. I said, "I have no money" She relies, "$10 will do, How would you like to...

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