Telemarketers Poems - Poems about Telemarketers

I've never learned to change a tire. It's not a skill I wish to acquire. If stuck I'm always going to hire.. Also, can't change my car's oil, perhaps I was a bit spoiled. Cooking I botch, even with foil.. Couldn't...Read the rest...

I'm still waiting for my first automated rifling phone call, Scripted to begin: Hello Gerald Oliver Dillenbeck! What would you like to health invest in this wealthy day? So I could answer with Compassion, even for telemarketers of narcissistic death technologies. I'm...Read the rest...

i have no one to fight with so i call back telemarketers hoping they won't hang up when i start talking ****. i miss you. i stay in my bed, stay in my head, stay in my bed just one more day, i...Read the rest...

A Solution to Telemarketers That Actually Works By Elton Camp Those of you who are regular readers will find this different from anything I’ve published before. It’s not a poem and not a prose article that...Read the rest...

You’re loathsome in your pertinacious ways. Your courtesy goes and your rudeness stays. Can’t you find other means to make money? You’re a big nuisance, and it’s not funny! I don’t want to buy what you have for sale. If...Read the rest...

Out of Area Was on the caller ID I wonder which telemarketer It can be It was for children Who were in need Fro fallen sheriffs Was they're plead $25, $40, $50 What would suit you best? I told her send the kids to me I'll...Read the rest...