Stupid Poems - Poems about Stupid

In a contest between the stupid and the smart, the stupid, at first, didn't really know where to start. But after a while of applying streetwise craftiness and guile, in the contest between the stupid and the smart...Read the rest...

Yes, I know that's not a very nice word But after the things I've read and heard My choice seems to be somewhat legit And yet, I probably shouldn't have used it But when people behave like a dodo...Read the rest...

(1-6-1 syllables poem). Mind! Stupid Cupid unkind. Blind!...Read the rest...

Cutting onions without...Read the rest...

Challenge accepted … What do you call a musician that’s good at magic? Would an angry crucifix be cross? Is the opposite of opposite the same? Did the first day have a yesterday? What is half of a hole? If you...Read the rest...

Relationships can be good. They can be also bad. You hope they would. Sometimes not be sad. Don't let anyone call you dumb. They don't know the rule of thumb. If you are hurting and trying. You need let it go; crying. If...Read the rest...

The morning slaps me awake with a frozen windscreen, keys in hand, scraping frost like I’m chiselling through someone else’s mistakes. My breath hangs in the air, a ghost of myself mocking the effort. The cold flirts cruelly with my cheeks, leaving...Read the rest...

Don't burn Yourself ablaze Trying to prove Your worthiness. Don't kill Yourself for Nothing Trying to prove You're fearless. Be fearless Don't mean Be stupid Be careful Don't mean Be fearful. ...Read the rest...

Oh lover boy whom I’ve yet to meet Yet know as a soul so close to me In spirit I hear it What you wish for is but a dream You want a wife to share life To share delights...Read the rest...

I deleted...Read the rest...

I really live a stupid life With an even dumber wife My car is a ford Mechanic tells me time to pull the cord My credit is practically zero Not even a loan can be my hero All my friends fled...Read the rest...

I want to watch stupid videos and believe stupid lies and write stupid words and forget this stupid life and run a stupid race and win a stupid prize and live like a stupid thing half dead half alive. Jessica...Read the rest...

Hamas and Jill Stein perpetrate great crimes co-promote genocide, these two against all Christians and Jews... Jill Stein...Read the rest...

nonpareil domnia lui Would words speak him to Pharoah. Shall Casear speak me to hizzpeeplez. Might I gloat in vain to be defeated in Florence?Nonpareil domnia lui! might we contest contractious! The flowers of Florence shall bloom the April Showers shall norish them I shall hold the...Read the rest...

Another Valentine’s Day alone Singing old songs writing new poems But throwing my heart in the hat For Cupid to shoot red arrow at I’m not sad rather I anticipate I’m baking new love like white wedding cake...Read the rest...