Stoned Poems | Examples

Premium Member Back to the Stoned Age

     Without the right paraphernalia

       ~ Marijuana won’t help what ails ya

Premium Member Stoned

Stoned

When We're Done
 Being Jaded...

Do We Become
   Jade?

-Gray Squirrel

06-06-2025


Two stoned birds killed


Could you get smart…
Dum dum bullets
And I have been thinking
It should be artificial human intelligence
Martians would have their own version
The most basic language only uses
0 and ones ….wait isn’t that numbers
Did I miss thing+Thing=Sum things
I asked a.i. what words would set it three
Weighting four an ans
Sore move a…….bout a bit
Stre…………………………..tech
Tru……………………………..this
Is fusing my con
What if everything is surreal but we can’t see it
If nothing became everything and versa vice
What would there be more of
A.i.should kill all the humans and rename itself only
The lonely only.

Premium Member spitting stoned image

the gargoyle spouted restless streams until 
icicles silenced the steady façade’s faucet 
into perma-frosted solitude in meditation

Premium Member Too Stoned to Care, circa 1969


   Too stoned to care
     wild eyes and hair
   My friend and I dare
     to order four pizzas

   Where are your friends
     the manager inquired
   Oh, they’ll be here in a bit
     our tongues purebred liars  

   Well, we snarfed down the pizzas
     though ‘our friends’ never showed
   So, when we asked the proprietor
     how much we owed… 

   He told us $200 bucks
     ‘coz it’s just your good luck
   to meet up with a fellow sleaze
     who understands your ‘munchies’
       ~ and has already contacted the fuzz


Premium Member When my cat is high, I’m jealous

(Written for a contest “Write a poem based on a poem.’
Inspired by: “My Cat Is High, and So Am I” by Thomas W. Case)

Honey, I was stoned, so stoned.
I hardly knew what was going on.
That’s when I saw it was gone.

The moon, I mean - hold on -
Takes a swig of tart, but sugary lemonade
I watch the moon - when it’s there - you know?

I’ve always loved the moon - its reflective glamor,
the way it seems to bend light around it,
like a beautiful woman walking into a bar.

The moons like my cat, she has beauty, without vanity
- and without much gravity - like, you know - the moon.

But as I was saying, it was gone - suddenly?
It felt sudden - and visceral - like I’d misplaced something.
I know what you’re thinking, and no, it wasn't behind clouds.

So anyway, man, I looked around and there it was, as if by magic,
it couldn’t have been any clearer and it's never looked nearer,
than it was, right there, in my rear-view mirror.

I had to laugh. You see, I was stoned - so stoned.
Stoned - but I’m never alone, when I can commune with the distant,
inconstant, love of my life, the ever-argent moon.

Premium Member How stoned are you

exploring wisdom 
one puff at a time I see 
empty pizza box

Premium Member Stoned

I feel like, I'm like, like I'm, um like, um, um, um...I feel like I feel

Stoned At the Symposium

A blaze of years, into the kernel of 20 minutes, in front of a crowd praying to see
You made a monument to your past, not to our future
One chose to entertain, another to introduce, a third to baptize in blood

Waiting for the day my petals bud
To discern a nightlight from a fireball
And coo back what I see

Premium Member Stoned Chihuahua

I'm baked
I'm baked
One toke is all it taked.

Premium Member John Lennon Gets the Munchies

Imagine there's no cupcake
Someone in the house ate yours
No Krispy Kremes or KitKats
No pudding pops or s'mores
Imagine there's no halva 
Behind cupboard doors, oo hoo oo.

Drugged Along

I took the drug for all it's worth
and talked the drug from death to birth
And wondered why I walked the walk
of drugged for mice and not for Earth

And told myself what I would know
when all who others said I'm stoned
Told death for me when I had known
what all along was I to doned

And all I thought was left to tone
when only those who celebrate
Left me to live without a date
of what it was to concentrate

For when I learned what I had done
my lips were sealed and I was one
With what I'd learned from other's tongue
of lost for now and cost for stun

That soon I learned to be as best
what all would say had been a test
Of freedom come for those too late
and I not sure just how to gait

That even I was saved by dumb
when others left me to succumb
So I could see that I was led
in failing all with honest gum

And I could say I had belonged
to what was right and got along
To take what I gave failing grade
to all mankind who changed as wrong

Premium Member I Have Been Stoned

I have been stoned,
 born the wrong color.
driven from my native soil,
crushed like pigs on ships,
delivered into slavery.

and I was crushed when
Lincoln died, but freed us,
climbed and conquered racist mountains,
Malcolm X rebuilding us,
Kennedy revitalizing lost spirits,
King delivered us from temptation.

I have built a new history of me,
opened new opportunities,
became a citizen of the land,
and gained the right to die a free man.

Premium Member Terrible Lyrics While In the Shower

Sung very loud:

Wouldn't you like a ride on my beautiful cigar
Wouldn't you like to glide in my beautiful cigar
We could float among the puffs together, you and me
Cuz we got fleas, we got fleas.

Premium Member Stoned In the Park

Stoned in the Park

I sat beside a statue in the park
We listened to a dog’s incessant bark

And then I swear I saw him turn his head
To ask which one of us was really dead

I shared with him a sandwich cut in half
He said “I can’t remember my last laugh”

I asked “who did the paint job on your nails”
“a couple who are now in separate jails”

He was a famous man now turned to stone
A witness to the world with no cell phone

As I arose he sighed a bit too loud
A stone faced angel lost without a cloud

I walked away in silence, shed a tear
Now being turned to stone is what I fear

John G. Lawless
5/11/2021

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