Stoned Poems - Poems about Stoned

Too stoned to care wild eyes and hair My friend and I dare to order four pizzas Where are your...Read the rest...

(Written for a contest “Write a poem based on a poem.’ Inspired by: “My Cat Is High, and So Am I” by Thomas W. Case) Honey, I was stoned, so stoned. I hardly knew what was going on. That’s...Read the rest...

Help me please! I am choking! OMG! Please say you're joking! The truth I tell! But please forgive 'Twas only for I was toking!...Read the rest...

exploring wisdom one puff at a time I see empty pizza box...Read the rest...

I feel like, I'm like, like I'm, um like, um, um, um...I feel like I feel...Read the rest...

A blaze of years, into the kernel of 20 minutes, in front of a crowd praying to see You made a monument to your past, not to our future One chose to entertain, another to introduce, a...Read the rest...

I'm baked I'm baked One toke is all it taked....Read the rest...

Imagine there's no cupcake Someone in the house ate yours No Krispy Kremes or KitKats No pudding pops or s'mores Imagine there's no halva Behind cupboard doors, oo hoo oo....Read the rest...

I took the drug for all it's worth and talked the drug from death to birth And wondered why I walked the walk of drugged for mice and not for Earth And told myself what I would know when all...Read the rest...

I have been stoned, born the wrong color. driven from my native soil, crushed like pigs on ships, delivered into slavery. and I was crushed when Lincoln died, but freed us, climbed and conquered racist mountains, Malcolm X rebuilding us, Kennedy revitalizing lost...Read the rest...

Sung very loud: Wouldn't you like a ride on my beautiful cigar Wouldn't you like to glide in my beautiful cigar We could float among the puffs together, you and me Cuz we got fleas, we got fleas....Read the rest...

Stoned in the Park I sat beside a statue in the park We listened to a dog’s incessant bark And then I swear I saw him turn his head To ask which one of us was really dead I shared...Read the rest...

“Time is the thief you cannot banish." ...Read the rest...

There once was a fellow named Lurch Who attended a Cannabis church. Lurch listened not to preaching; For ignoring church teaching He got stoned in a grove of birch....Read the rest...

looking at a stone I smile appreciating earning title stoned....Read the rest...