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Stoned Poems - Poems about Stoned

Premium Member spitting stoned image
the gargoyle spouted restless streams until icicles silenced the steady façade’s faucet into perma-frosted solitude in meditation ...

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Categories: stoned, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member In the days when Christ’s followers were being stoned to death
In the days when Christ’s followers were of life being bereft, by opponents who, at killing with rocks, were pretty damn deft, if someone like Bob Dylan had intoned, "Everybody must get stoned," sadly, there might'n't have been any Christians left. ...

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Categories: stoned, christian, history, humor, silly,
Form: Light Verse



Premium Member Too Stoned to Care, circa 1969
Too stoned to care wild eyes and hair My friend and I dare to order four pizzas Where are your friends the manager inquired Oh, they’ll be here in a bit ...

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Categories: stoned, education, food, fun, humorous,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member When my cat is high, I’m jealous
(Written for a contest “Write a poem based on a poem.’ Inspired by: “My Cat Is High, and So Am I” by Thomas W. Case) Honey, I was stoned, so stoned. I hardly knew what was going on. That’s when I saw it was gone. The moon, I mean - hold on - Takes a swig of tart, but sugary lemonade I...

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Categories: stoned, beautiful, cat, moon, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Stoned and Lettered
Help me please! I am choking! OMG! Please say you're joking! The truth I tell! But please forgive 'Twas only for I was toking!...

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Categories: stoned, humorous,
Form: I do not know?



Premium Member How stoned are you
exploring wisdom one puff at a time I see empty pizza box...

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Categories: stoned, life,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Stoned
I feel like, I'm like, like I'm, um like, um, um, um...I feel like I feel...

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Categories: stoned, drug,
Form: Monoku
Stoned At the Symposium
A blaze of years, into the kernel of 20 minutes, in front of a crowd praying to see You made a monument to your past, not to our future One chose to entertain, another to introduce, a third to baptize in blood Waiting for the day my petals bud To discern a nightlight from a fireball And coo back what...

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Categories: stoned, education,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Stoned Chihuahua
I'm baked I'm baked One toke is all it taked....

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Categories: stoned, animal, dog, funny, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member John Lennon Gets the Munchies
Imagine there's no cupcake Someone in the house ate yours No Krispy Kremes or KitKats No pudding pops or s'mores Imagine there's no halva Behind cupboard doors, oo hoo oo....

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Categories: stoned, food, humor, imagination, inspiration,
Form: Lyric
Drugged Along
I took the drug for all it's worth and talked the drug from death to birth And wondered why I walked the walk of drugged for mice and not for Earth And told myself what I would know when all who others said I'm stoned Told death for me when I had known what all along was I to doned And all I...

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Categories: stoned, analogy, meaningful, muse,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member I Have Been Stoned
I have been stoned, born the wrong color. driven from my native soil, crushed like pigs on ships, delivered into slavery. and I was crushed when Lincoln died, but freed us, climbed and conquered racist mountains, Malcolm X rebuilding us, Kennedy revitalizing lost spirits, King delivered us from temptation. I have built a new history of me, opened new opportunities, became a citizen of the land, and gained...

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Categories: stoned, africa, america, black african
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Terrible Lyrics While In the Shower
Sung very loud: Wouldn't you like a ride on my beautiful cigar Wouldn't you like to glide in my beautiful cigar We could float among the puffs together, you and me Cuz we got fleas, we got fleas....

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Categories: stoned, fun, funny, humorous, magic,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Stoned In the Park
Stoned in the Park I sat beside a statue in the park We listened to a dog’s incessant bark And then I swear I saw him turn his head To ask which one of us was really dead I shared with him a sandwich cut in half He said “I can’t remember my last laugh” I asked “who did the paint job...

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Categories: stoned, fantasy, humor,
Form: Couplet
Stoned Like Mount Everest
“Time is the thief you cannot banish." Phyllis McGinley, Writer, 1905 – 1978 I, wake up in the morning, hurry to get ready; run...

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Categories: stoned, time,
Form: Free verse

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