Slather Poems - Poems about Slather

...I take a step back and look at my canvas with inches of acrylic paint piled on as a result of trial and error. Something is off. Are the tones mismatched? Why is it unbalanced? Do I no longer li......Read the rest...

... love … a crutch for you but you wear it like a Prada suit matching handbag, of course, to keep your toys in … (mostly men … alphabetically) six-inch Blahnik stilettos for crushing egos wit......Read the rest...

...A quarter cup of melted butter Slips quietly into the bowl. Minuscule amounts speckled my lips As I scatter in a mouthful of sugar. Not the first or last time, I will create this dish. I br......Read the rest...

...one whole turkey breast 3 sticks of butter 5 tablesppons of minced garlic 4 yablespoon of dehydrated onions 6 tablespoons of chopped parsely 6 tablespoons of chopped cilantro 1/4 lime juice 2 ......Read the rest...

...Her colors are outrageous the grays and tans said. I loved them myself, so thought they were off in their head. The other kids loved Auntie’s slather of gorgeous hues too. For blah beige-type colo......Read the rest...

...Have all you can eat. Get it while it's hot South Korean Dog meat. With mustard sauce. Some claim it's sweet. Others say it's not Slather on the cheese. Before they're all gone.......Read the rest...

...Attempted paint by numbers, but it cheats with letters that mix in unexplainable hues, distorting, desecrating - I’m complaining. Not at all lavender in the sky, but peach. It bobs at eye-level. I......Read the rest...

...Well, I suppose that I am again revealing my age, But I grew up when Burma Shave signs were all the rage! Could it be that those 'masterly creations' sparked my poetic bent, As I soaked up a tad o......Read the rest...

...At the wharf I donned the Wellington boots Of the fisher deceased, to trace my roots And see and feel what it was like at sea For my uncle a fishing devotee. The clammy boots were three sizes t......Read the rest...

...P and P Pumpernickel and a pickle, My favorite with a slather of mayo lathered on. Often my friends say,"begone, We don't like Pumpernickel and a pickle with mayo slathere......Read the rest...

...Dream state yields deep sleep personifications Upon lying supine - eye shutter lids into the land of Wynken, Blynken, and Nod, where the sandman beckons and bids dead to the webbed wide world, ......Read the rest...

...There's nothing better than a steak, Providing it's spiced with care. Whether ribeye, filet, or strip, Just make mine medium rare. Then you have your feathered friends, Either turkey, duck or ......Read the rest...

...* Paid my heed my friends for the frost giants begin their march southwards, * and their hounds of winter ,shall Slather and bay awaiting direction from their masters * as then , * th......Read the rest...

... Thanksgiving brought our hearts to gather Round the table, rich foods to slather With salt, pepper and gravy Just like we’re in the navy Tummies shriek – still we regather A ......Read the rest...

...I am a barbecue chicken man and I don't mean from a can grill or roast it slow and long slather that sauce on strong You bet I like it wet saucy and tangy sweet Barbecue is like making candy o......Read the rest...