Short Toilet Poems
Short Toilet Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Toilet by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Toilet by length and keyword.
Paper Chase - Contemporary Haiku
Stark, new,
fresh, sheets
-toilet paper....
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Categories:
toilet, fun,
Form:
Haiku
Let Not Wet
To let,
A Toilet,
Not wet,
Reads a chit!...
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Categories:
toilet, humor,
Form:
Blank verse
Life Is a Toil
Life is toil.
Without toil, life is toilet....
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Categories:
toilet, life, satire,
Form:
Couplet
White Paper
Don't,
Hate,
White,
In toilet,
Paper waits!...
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Categories:
toilet, anti bullying, caregiving, love,
Form:
Light Verse
Thirsty
Laps up cool water
Lifts up head
Get off the toilet!...
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Categories:
toilet, angst, animals, friendship, funny, life, nature, pets
Form:
Haiku
Input and Output
i don't read
a book on
the toilet
i try
to write
one...
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Categories:
toilet, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
On a Roll
curious humans
nations working together—
toilet paper wars...
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Categories:
toilet, anxiety, future, peace, world,
Form:
Senryu
Heavy
oainful for a kid
wish I hadn’t what I did....
heavy toilet lid...
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Categories:
toilet, childhood
Form:
Senryu
Outhouse Wake Up Call
coldest day ever
stiff outhouse door barely shuts
rude awakening...
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Categories:
toilet, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, nostalgia,
Form:
Haiku
Toilet's Advice
You better use me
If you feel shame of yourself
Mirror-less toilet...
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Categories:
toilet, absence,
Form:
Haiku
Daily News
sitting at the shell
meeting the toilet paper
with yesterday's meal...
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Categories:
toilet, beauty, confidence,
Form:
Senryu
My Phone
Oh old mobile phone
Thanks for fixing my toilet
Now scared to touch you...
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Categories:
toilet, angst, funny, hope, humorous, inspirational, life, loss,
Form:
Haiku
Chardonnay
Chardonnay the cat
likes to drink toilet water
and stumble around
...
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Categories:
toilet, cat, color, cute, drink, fun, giggle, pets,
Form:
Haiku
Hi-Poo
smooshed onto the seat rim
it looked surreal like
a Babe Ruth candy bar...
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Categories:
toilet, nature, surreal,
Form:
Senryu
Cat Nap
by the toilet
he catching zzzs
ears twitch
while catching beads of piss...
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Categories:
toilet, cat,
Form:
Free verse
Senryu - Instructions For Removing a Toilet Seat Cover
Up, down, manji gamei
Flack on shoulders, somersault
Quadruple full flip...
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Categories:
toilet, fun, funny, humor, humorous, inspirational,
Form:
Senryu
The Poo Poo Poem
Everything’s poo poo
the world has turned into sh!t;
The toilet seat’s up....
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Categories:
toilet, emotions, feelings,
Form:
Senryu
Freshness
toilet in the pub
in pee-shaken atmosphere
aroma of soap
...
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Categories:
toilet, art, cute, tribute,
Form:
Senryu
Naughty dog
she sneaks in bathroom
steals toilet paper from trash
leaves it in hallway...
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Categories:
toilet, animal,
Form:
Haiku
All Gone
Toilet rolls all gone.
Who would want so many, but
those who are s*** scared!...
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Categories:
toilet, fear,
Form:
Senryu
The Wooden Toilet
the wooden toilet
the seat of man and woman
makes its slow descent
7/5/2018...
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Categories:
toilet, humor,
Form:
Senryu
The Toilet
In the dirty place,
there comes flies
that makes people sick,
and others die....
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Categories:
toilet, social,
Form:
ABC
Toilet Reasoning - Open and Shut
A toilet that doesn't hold water
like specious reasoning ~ naught there...
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Categories:
toilet, absence, giggle, water,
Form:
Couplet
Poo Cycle
Poo Cycle
My poo cycle is
held in accordance with
Toilet Union Regulations.
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Categories:
toilet, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Mrs Toenail Fetish
Mrs Toenail Fetish
Mrs Toenail Fetish washes her
toilet paper after
using it.
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Categories:
toilet, humor,
Form:
Free verse