Short Pissed Off Poems

Anger is an emotion that couldn't be more wrong.
I never get pissed off, I only get pissed on....

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your voice sends me into a whirlwind
trying to find my way out
i become pissed off
and disturbed at your thoughts...

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I sit here eating vegectable soup
                             and im really pissed off
                       Cause I much rather have beef stew...

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Leaving the seat up

In the middle of the night

Makes one pissed off wife



haiku on probabilities contest/Marvin Celestial
7/20/2014
Greg Hoffman...

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Don't understand some people..
They ask for honesty..
Yet when you tell them the truth..
They get pissed off at you.
It like dam,either way they're going to be mad....

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I may have to double-down
roll up my sleeves
shake things up,
get mad at something - anything,
but it's Sunday
so I think I will put off
being pissed off
until Monday....

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That was a massive wild pig indeed,
by a young Alabama boy shot dead,
but he should have let it live instead.
I feel so embarrassed and offended -
the poor animal's name was Fred!...

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bring on a monsoon 
you took on a monsoon 
A pissed off windy
he brought on a monsoon 
tied the ribbon tight
wanted to kiss the forehead 
he moved quick 
just to kiss the ribbon...

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a white girl 
with blue hair
and black lips
takes a selfie with Pandora's box
 
across the galaxy
light years away
an alien is pissed off 
telepathically crackling

cultural appropriation!...

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I looked a gift horse in the mouth
I swear it stared right back at me
And dared me to get equestrian with him
A healthy fear of animals
Larger than oneself
Ended our standoff 
And we both left pissed off...

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Human

I am angry
I am mad
I am irritated
I am pissed off

I want to scream
I want to cry
I want to breathe without pain inside
I want to "just be"

I can be happy
I can smile
I can laugh
I can love

I can, I want, I am.....Human...

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Oh, all the grievances of grief 
When she is sad,
Oh, all the gladness 
That her happiness produces
When she’s joyful;
But the sadness of her lamentations
And the gladness of her joys
Doesn’t compare to the madness 
When she’s pissed off!...

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SCARED OFF

She asked for her socks to be scared off
It started with a gruesome nibble and a cough
The demon held her tongue so she couldn’t laugh*
His pitchfork, heated and repeatedly pissed off
This horned-devil straight from the biblical trough

10/9/2017
Alexis Y’s Boo Contest
*Pronounce laugh to rhyme with off - loff...

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I pissed off my spiritual advisor
Just how precious are the lessons
Ghosted by the spirits
Echos—it’s not me it’s you
Everything green and golden
Is this the eye of a hurricane
Darkness whispers—
Extinguish all hope
I think I am in love
Ever startle awake to knocking 
No matter what they say
If you happen not to wake
Never ever answer that knock...

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crish crash there goes moms last glass
mothers going to be mildly pissed off
i broke the last thing that gets her off
i could say my sister did it
but she wouldn't believe that
and she would know it was me
and she would pick up the glass she did see
she would say "you do this like every 30 days"
and i reply "sorry, mom, it just hates me in so many ways"...

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Left at 9am,
hit the rush hour
crawled a few miles
then warp speed to
40 mph.

Pick up some gas station coffee.
Reaching into glove box
spill said coffee over pants.
Made the freeway
pissed off and squabbling,
10 miles on
still bickering.

It's our vacation
the trunks packed solid,

and we will fight tooth and nail

to be carefree and happy
very soon....

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Yes, we have made God angry. And,
with that: He is showing us his Power by allowing what is happening
to exist. He will take those who are worthy and leave those who are not.

Prayers may help and you will know He Is God.  So, Pray for Strength and Courage in these times.

Forget what you may own, and cling onto one another.  For this is all we
have. And this is what may save us....

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Lucky Buck
Lucky dog
A lucky squirrel
And a lucky frog
A lucky boy
And a lucky girl
It all goes round 
In this lucky world

Lucky Buck
And a lucky man
A lucky girl
And a lucky van
What a lucky boy
And a lucky girl
It all goes round 
In this lucky world

Lucky Buck
And a lucky wife
She gets pissed off
In this lucky life
At the lucky boy
And the lucky girl
It all goes round
In this lucky world...

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Place To Be
The best place to be right now
Is not in Europe over Russia's issues
A pissed off nation with 7,500 nukes
Of different types and classes
As set ready to use on Putin's order
Ukraine started it after NATO grew
Right up to Russia's borders
Now they want to turn back the clock
1997 when Russia wasn't threatened
This isn't possible so they all 
Sleepwalk to Armageddon
This year or the next
It's coming soon......

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I ain't nothing nice to behold
I'm pissed off, her heart is cold,her face is pretty
And just in case dog, 
I'm putting bullets in my clip< I'm sticking to my guns again
I hate it when I have these kind of episodes 
Someone please say something positive to this maniac
Oh my God! Once I'm done 
If I leash out in my anger whats going to be the outcome
I go back to calm and cool 
How does she get under my skin 
Cause she dos'nt see whats under the surface...

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I SAW LOVE TODAY

IT LOOKED HEARTBROKEN.

I SAW PEACE TODAY,

IT LOOKED PISSED OFF.

I SAW UNDERSTANDING TODAY,

IT LOOKED CONFUSED.

I SAW HAPPINESS TODAY,

IT LOOKED SAD.

I SAW TOGETHERNESS TODAY,

IT WAS ALL ALONE.

I SAW HATRED TODAY,

IT WAS PREOCCUPIED.

I SAW DEATH TODAY,

IT WAS SMILING.

I SAW JUSTICE TODAY,

IT WAS BEING HUNG.

I SAW TRUTH TODAY,

IT WAS LYING.

I SAW GOD TODAY,

HE WAS VERY,VERY,BUSY.......

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from SELL OUT
Nick Armbrister 


Shotgun Birds
In the sky the birds fly up high
Dodging shotgun pellets
Fired from the pissed off farmer
See how they turn and roll
This way and that oh yes
One is hit on a wing
Spirals down to fall

Like a wounded bomber plane
Wait till one lands
On the irate farmer's head
Bang bang goes his gun
Up high fly the hot lead
Hit is another seagull
His white feathers now red
On and on the fight goes
Shotgun farmer versus birds...

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(Contest poem)

My mind is corrupted  like a Thunderstorm without a sound.
From dealing with freaks that have no sense of mind.
My anger is uprising like the angry God's and Goddess.
Ready to create earth quakes, and hurricanes and hopefully
A volcano eruption Which I might pray. 
They haven't Learned they lessons from all the trouble they already has caused and want to pissed off another. 
Mother nature be my guide for my mind is corrupted like a Thunderstorm without a sound....

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Take the blame and give them smiles,
Get into deep by breaking each worldly tiles;
Get down into your knees,
To let your closer ones standing with cheeees;
Repeat your own mistakes,
So they can trigger their angry face;
Pissed off with this world and humanity,
Shut up your mouth who grace vulgarity;
They don't count and they don't mean your tears,
They want to see you sad for years and years;
No need of any companion to stand by my side,
I can single handed tackle this world wide....

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Sadly, she felt happy all of the time,
not a pinch of depression or anxiety
or any doubt, nor questioning
ever entered her life.

Of course this pissed off the rest of us.
She was impossible to put up with for long.
It wasn't natural, it was galling,
intolerable.

Kind?
She was very kind, helpful and ever attentive,
always considerate; it drove us crazy.

The best we could do is avoid her,
keep her at arm's length,
pray for her simple soul, commiserate,
try to understand.

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