Short Pasteur Poems
Short Pasteur Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Pasteur by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Pasteur by length and keyword.
Milk
If milk could kill
We would all be dead
But Luis Pasteur
Hit the nail on the head:
"Witchcraft may kill
By subtle disguise
But I have the cure:
Its just passed your eyes!"...
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pasteur, drink, french, humor, magic, science, word play,
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Verse
The Great Benefactor
The Great Benefactor
Monsieur Louis Pasteur
For depression found a cure.
He improved fermentation
Increasing boozing-activation.
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
January 22, 2010
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Categories:
pasteur, funny, history
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Clerihew
Louis Pasteur
How to keep microbes from souring alcohol?
Submit them to pasteurization and kill them all!
Want your ale sweet when it is done brewing?
Destroy all the bacteria with heating and cooling!
And when your yeast is done with fermentation,
Use germ theory for vaccinations!
His work led to prevention of anthrax and rabies,
But also the whole field of stereochemistry!
Although being paralyzed probably stunk,
It was probably bearable being always drunk!...
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Categories:
pasteur, science, silly,
Form:
Light Verse