Short Odder Poems

I'm Olive, a once flatulent cow.
Spinach is all I eat now.
That silly green grass
is a thing of the past,
for a new wind is blowing this hour.
To methane reduction all power!
If you're a cow too,
show assent by a moo.

Comment:
What could be odder
than this switch to new fodder?...

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Never could there ever be, 
an odder concept to perceive. 
Long ago and far away, 
he lost his life to pave the way. 
It was to be the utmost act, 
selflessly upon his back. 
He did no wrong, he sayw no bad, 
yet he would die for those who had. 
While all of us still yet to come, 
would owe our lives to "God" someone...

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Even, even, even,
Odd, odd, odd,
Odd, even, odd, and even odder.
Solve the riddle and give me a call.
We’ll forge ourselves a spiritual connection.
Whatever we can’t weld, we’ll solder.
If you can see the key to it all.
Even, even, even,
Odd, odd, odd,
Odd, even, odd, and even odder.

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MENSA GROUPIES...

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The fact that Jesus was a Jew
may seem odd to quite a few

  Then eight days after Christmas, how about this
  ~ January first, New Year's Day, was his bris *



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*'bris mila,' which literally means 'cov-
enant of the foreskin,' is the Hebrew 
term for a Jewish ritual circumcision. 
It is performed on the eighth day of a 
baby boy's life. Jesus' bris, therefore, 
was on the 1st of January....

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