Short Doorstop Poems

Book is the only stop
Where all halt from top
For knowledge or whop
Of all sort and thoughts slop.
Though it clear drains prop
For teacher or for carhop.
They are vaguely clear lop
Whenever read makes plop
Of cognition to take you atop.
This is for money a great swop.
These are sooth in great strop
For those who keep them at doorstop.
What a pleasure they are as sop.
I loved to have ignorance to mop....

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Nobody Likes Fruitcake

By Elton Camp

Who would want a fruitcake as a gift
It would be far better to receive a fifth

Nobody is going to be at all thrilled
To get something with calories filled

Especially since it is hard and dry
To cut or bite it, you needn’t try 

As a doorstop, a fruitcake is okay
So don’t too quickly throw it away

Or you can hit an intruder in the head
So maybe keep it alongside your bed...

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