Salad Dressing Poems - Poems about Salad Dressing

... Excuse me, waiter I can't be late for -- Er, do you know the blessing for salad dressing... OK, then shovel some ice in my drink Helps septuagenarians go clink, cl......

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...she babbled over the gosip. citing what she thought was fair. She mentioned people she knew and some she didn't know. And emsized who didn't care if they cared they'd be here helping wiff the pie......

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...Chickpeas drained and smashed 2 Cups 1 teaspoon of lemon zest 1 teaspoon of lemon juice 1 tablespoon of cilantro 1 teaspoon of garlic powder 3 green onions chopped fine 5 tablespoons of dried......

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...Tad Waddler's Drawbar Vogel Crumpets 1/3 cup of salad dressing 6 cups of selfrising flour 1 1/3 cup of milk 5 tablespoon of sugar 5 tablespoon of cooked grits 5......

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...It’s Sunday morning, my watch shows that it’s 33° and 5:58 am. Surprisingly, half of us are up and motile. My excuse is that I’m scheduled to volunteer at the hospital this morning. Leong just came......

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...I was at a wild party, up above bourbon street. When someone cried out, so, what's a Yeet? An imbibed guy replied, as he rose from his seat. "Au contraire Mes aims, e'st fait accompli." Well,......

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...Get a slice of bologna extra thick add butter to the frying pan so it won't stick Cut the bologna in the shape of a German cross fry it till the edges brown the taste is boss I am not trying to......

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...I was forwarded a photo Of a steak knife, firmly stuck Into salad dressing in a Plastic bottle; I thought - yuck! Dressing oozed where it was punctured And I wondered what it meant, Then I n......

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...I missed the meals mama used to cook Her recipes were not in the cookery book Mama was just more of a kitchen queen She's the best cook we have ever seen Mama's Fufu with Chicken soup was m......

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...If President Trump knew me What would I be? A prince, pauper or just someone with a degree He the President may know me from a time when I was a little chukker During the time when the new Ca......

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...invoice number twenty seventy six ................................................... 15 violins 10 Chellos 10 bassoons 10 clarinets 5 flutes 5 tubas 10 French-horns 3 bass guitars 2 (pairs......

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...saltease slaw 1 cup of dried cranberries 1 cup of diced cucumber (shredded) 2 cups of grannie smith apples (Shredded) 2 cups of shredded cabbage 1/4 cup of avocdo crushed 1/4 cup of sesame seed......

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...3/4 to 1 pound of ground lamb 1/4 cup of lemon juice 3 tablespoons of rosemary 1 tablespoon of cayenne pepper 1 tablespoon of ground ginger 1 tablespoon of garlic cloves (crushed) 3 anchovies (......

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...When Poets Shop Finding a robin on the freeway is not more startling than encountering a poet in the condiments aisle at the market. When worlds collide! His tall red-bandana'd figure stri......

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...she looked into the cupboard and handed me this " look Bouis, I have sumthang for you, it was your great, great, great, Grand cousins recipe for his magic porkchops."Ya'll be like poo dinna: futc......

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