Romney Poems - Poems about Romney

The President Invites Romney to Lunch By Elton Camp His rival to the White House he’s invited It’s unlikely either one is really excited There is a whole lot of public doubt As to what the two men will talk about But most observers have a hunch It’ll be quite an awkward lunch “Hello, Mitt, welcome to the White House I’m sorry I...

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Obama and Romney Barrack Obama Tracked down terror mastermind Osama And then trounced Mitt Romney A mere Presidential nominee. Poor Romney had lots of money At times funny with promises like honey But popular trend he couldn’t buck It did really suck. 29/ Nov/12 S.Jagathsimhan Nair For: PD’s Clerihew contest....

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Romney Loses to the President By Elton Camp Six years to be president he waited The outcome he understandably hated He said whatever people wanted to hear And sought every chance to bend their ear “That skunk who’s in there now is no good So to elect me as president is what you should” “It’s true that I am a fellow who’s filthy...

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I voted for Barack Obama four years ago. If you're wondering if I'm going to vote for him again, the answer is no. Two weeks from now I'm going to vote for Mitt Romney. After watching the debates, he's the candidate for me. If Romney wins, he'll be a far better Republican than George Bush was. I hope that Romney...

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Comin' in, his names Mitt Romney Candidate Presidential Make a little wish and throw your savings in the well Say's he's gonna drag the US back but drag it back to what Back from the Economic brink or back towards the missing link Girls get in line for the kitchen sink Su Imigración solución? Hacer Ingles el lengua oficial...

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Willard Mitt Romney born into wealth and money Can't conceive of life as the Beaver and pushes temps as high as trench fever "Clerihew" form for Andrea's "Seeking a Fresh Crop of Clerihews"...

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watching the politician’s dick get bigger as he proclaims that he’s got more money than mr. hope & change, WOW---who would have thought that a business tycoon who came to our eyes, based on the fact that he had a lot of money, now, STILL has a lot of money, in fact, he says he has more money than mr. hope & change, which in...

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if when mitty looked out into the crowd & told us all sitting at home that “he likes being able to fire people,” you smiled or clapped, or clapped & smiled, then you have probably never been fired from a job--- you have certainly never been “let go,” or as they say in manager-speak, “no longer with us.” when what he said rang home to...

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