Funny Rhyme Poems

It’s funny to look at creatives,
painters, writers, musicians and such,
look back across their bodies of work,
and laugh at how much of it is luck,
that things...

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Make changes to break the cycle
Be mindful, always aware
Never create a fearful unsafe home
Always protect and care

Fear as his dads car pulled into the driveway
Watching...

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How about some delicious tea
I want it with crackers and brie
Honey is very sweet
Better than sweaty feet
I got bit by a yellow bee



That bee just...

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A man that is supposed to be a Super Hero
Is really a zero
No courage
Unable to protect and defend
All pretend
Fearless not ready for any challenge
No leverage
At...

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It’s funny as a child there there were so many things I knew nothing about
and it filled my little heart with woe…
because of all the...

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Hillbillies got a dairy cow and trained it up right
It mooed and bellowed all through the first night
Drank some moonshine and did a crazy petootsie...

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Laughter is a secret to a long and happy life 
Try to laughing at yourself is my best advice
Watch a funny movie and watch the...

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The things I have to put up with because of you humans
How would you like it if you didn't get cleaned , every day I...

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Now you have gone away,
I have not much to say.
Remembering sitting on the bay, 
even when the big clouds were gray.
I know you could not...

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I went for my early morning run,
just me and my young son.
It was to be a lot of fun,
then home for a hot cross bun.
We...

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Why Is it I take you anywhere you want to go , but you refuse to wash me
You leave me out in the cold all...

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Caught myself a spaceman with a rah, rah, rah
Put him in a jar, all fresh, green, funny and raw
He looked at me and I knew...

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Dancing in my heart,some friendship it seems
a solace butterfly , fluttering it seems
a moon with many faces,all bright it seems 
for love is freedom,all pure...

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Sometimes I find myself inside
A mind of happy man
Who does everything all right
Much better than I can
Owns a house near the sea
Breathing coastline air
There he...

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          “Forgiveness is a funny thing.
          ...

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