Dog Rhyme Poems

     A picture of buxom wealth
       she passed away 
     ...

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He was the love of my life, Pat said
Walter’s relatives forgot to tell her he was dead.
We were almost married five times, bragged she.
Walter was...

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Forlorn look on my happy dog
Came back sad from the neighbor’s bog
No idea what happened there
But he is sad, and it’s not fair...

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In smoky halls where echoes groan,
They carved the truths in tempered stone,
Yet none recall the scribe who wrote,
A chap in boots and mismatched coat.

His quill...

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My pup ate some theology;
some fifty pages have been freed.
Now bound for glory, they have gone:
the word of dog, upon the lawn.

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H/T to Caren Krutsinger's...

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A bedroom door that never locked,
Footsteps heavy like thunderclocks,
Mother's wine glass, cracked and red,
Words that bruised more than fists ever did.

A closet full of whispered...

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Guys, blind acceptance is known as blind belief,                 ...

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On a pretty funny note
Pup eats paper like a goat
Digests it pretty easily too
Will he have such good luck with daddy’s shoe?...

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Sugar was my very first pup,
With floppy ears and a tail stuck up.
Eyes so wide, full of delight,
Chasing sunbeams morning to night.

We ran through fields,...

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No man can ever understand,
There's Spring Cleaning across this land,
Miss Mop and Clean waves her hand,
Snoring is his male band,
Not to worry, no time to...

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The puppy is on the roof
The puppy is on the roof
He is a little goof, he is a little goof

How did he ever get up...

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The sky is falling for me,
And the earth parts in me,
All I can see is you,
And myself in my sweet dream.

I cannot listen to a...

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A guy with a Golden, a Teddy, a Pearl
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Melting pot hasn’t melted **** for years
Just mixed vegetables and the unclean seers
Same thing every corner
Cold, cold, never warmer
It’s the temperature.
It’s too low. Let’s turn...

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Fate decreed sexting/texting while married abominable

Therefore karma caught up to me big time
and delivered yours truly sent to purgatory
(figurative speaking) by casting a spell,
whereby the...

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