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Funny Rejection Poems

These Funny Rejection poems are examples of Rejection poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rejection Funny poems written by international poets.

A Shade Too Far

You broke my umbrella
with your silly swift kick.
Now you want to shelter
with me, from the rain.
Well its time you faced
the consequences of my disdain
for all...

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Categories: rejection, lost love,

Ouch

Her face showed he'd come off as predal
Now it was too late to backpedal
"Stupid wins prizes,"
She shouts, "of all sizes,"
Her handprint now worn like a...

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Categories: rejection, conflict, funny, giggle, humor,

Valentine Rejection

Roses are red and pink and yellow
Go find yourself another fellow

You promised you'd lose a ton of weight
By February of 2008

I don't want a gal...

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Categories: rejection, funny, roses are red,

Rejection

It's funny 
How things can change 
And in so little time 
Can completely rearrange 

It hurts 
To get rejected 
And get 
To feel neglected 

Need...

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Categories: rejection, girlfriend-boyfriend, sad, time,