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The World's Best Wingman
So yesterday I was at speech, and Cassidy says to me,
"Hey Keri, it's me Cassie.
Don't let that boy walk past me!
Go get his number or his
@ so we can get to snapping."
"'Why not yourself,' you ask me?
Talking to boys is ghastly.
But don't wait up 'cause I look great,
and Hannah's looking classy."
So I say, "Fine, if you say so," so I go down there and I start talking, and I say,
"Hey guys, my name is Keri.
Cass says strangers are scary,
But you should call her now so
Both of you can soon be married."
"And Hannah is a true friend.
You both should know just 2 things:
She's the cutest blonde in town, and
she wants you to move in."
And they're like,
"I'm Will, and this is Ben.
We think they're both a ten,
And doing this for them
Just shows that you're a real good friend."
And I say, "I know, I am such a great friend to them, aren't I?"
Copyright ©
Keri Storm
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