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Make America Eat Junk-Food Again

 ~ A Little Post-Election Humor Never Hurts ~

   Old McDonald’s had a roadside stand
      “Make America Eat Junk-Food Again”
    And at that roadside stand was RFK
       eating processed food, Ole!

    Old McDonald’s had a kiosk too
      “Make America Throw Up Again”
    And at that kiosk was DJT, version two
       With Elon Musk, his 'new best friend’ ...

    Now Old McDonald’s has a new lease on life
        Just don’t expect to see Melania there, Trump’s wife
     But – and this may surprise the ‘H’ out of you
        I hear Barron’s got a hankerin’ for Mickey D’s mouth-watering
                                         ~ ‘filet of horse stew’

Copyright © Gershon Wolf

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