Thunderous flash mob
the storm was such a rager
bloodshot tired sky.
Zoomers and weavers
Tailgaiters and speeders
Scream and yell, you can all go to he** ....
Until they get past you,
Then they start their ranting and snarling
All over again!
Music on. Time to spare.
Lovely drive. Day so fair.
White beast, seething in my mirror.
Angry travels, encroaches road furher.
As a bee travels. As the vine grows.
Travel logistics, doubt he even knows.
As I signal. As I slow to turn,
street serpent, almost eats ship's stern.
Me, placid face. You, twisted scowl.
Finger raised, mouths profanity's growl.
As it happens, we meet up ahead.
Rolling down window, I extend my head.
"Hello, sir.
You wave as if you know me.
Something to say?
Something you wish to show me?
We can pull over, at the next lot.
I'm certain, a resolution can be sought.
Or...are your briefs simply too taut?"
Paper dragon rushes away.
Window back up, nothing to say.
Yea...that's what I thought.
Lion from Oz. No courage brought.
First world man.
Drives first world van.
First world entitled, empowered.
Nothing, but a first world coward.
Road rager. Bully. Internet troll.
You are all the same.
No spirit, no spine, all bark, no soul.
People like you set this country's mood.
No matter. It's all good.
When it ends, you will be my food.
-Angel Fatale-
The contradiction of the rager
So youthfully endowed with unpleasantries
Of a child-man high in cumulus clouds
Stratospheres of anger that rain
Down like spoiled fruit
Falling from the rotten vine
Futures of grandeur, illusions of manhood
Snuffed out by his own created prison
Keep on poor unloved wretch
Held too little in drunken mothers’ bosom
Does this pain, the soulful pain, so selfish
Have bad dreams, can’t walk away
From a life being destroyed
While looked upon by passer-byes
In awe of intelligible language
Lack of tangible mind
Showing deep-seeded ignorance
God’s forgotten creature
Does man, woman or angels cry
For such a broken psyche
We coax you to depart
Back to the toxic womb you were bore
I effuse my delicate sensibilities
With my ears shattered by the jagged
Plaintive noise that I can bear no more
Insanity of man
Is the raging human quite insane?
has the animal-human lost control by brain?
if the spirit has a weak control?
animal lost control by soul?
is on its own again,
not whole,
the duality of man,
the spirit plays a role,
a conscience word extols,
but rager listens not,
is by the aggots got,
does Lucifer enfold?
When sanity is forgot,
no spirit in control?
Incensed to madness, what???
Don Johnson
Road Rager Gnome
There I was a going home,
4pm traffic going flowing,
driving me little Corolla, going,
when I saw this fool Road Rager ,
he seemed to lunge his car at me ,
and stop just short deliberately,
to try to cast some fear, in me,
just a bit of temper black,
I must have cut him off, perhaps,
His new Ford shining glass like wax,
He flew up the inside track,
And cut me off sharply,
Whack,
I’d left the braking a little late,
My bumper bruised 2 doors his fate,
His fear now multiplying,
Me ole car was critisising,
this silly flaming chap,
He roared amongst on-coming cars,
Put one on the footpath, shocked alas,
Flew down a side-street, so harassed,
His tyres had smoke arising,
So I kept on a driving home,
No bumper bent on me bloody own,
A lesson taught, the Rager Gnome,
Don’t try it I’m advising.
Don Johnson
I am super sour swimmer,
engaging erectile filler,
lithium under the spinner,
a dancing danger inside of your pinner,
a welcoming rager until it’s time for dinner,
a recreation of Imagination Island while you’re out on your blinker,
a smiling fin-
and a rank and file win,
a serious agitation to your rectal inflammation,
a younger man but not yours to sing flagrant,
a special stew that mom cooked just for you,
a blistering band of E-Heads and Speedy Dreds,
a clear cut forest growing back even more deformed...
now what can i say the ish
this girl tells me alot i can relate to
cuz shes the one that feels me
that fool mr ledford can go suk a *ick
cuz he aint got the right to make you feel like s**t
like i said b4
come with mr rager
mr chancho
so macho
mmmmm i think im hungry for some nachos
now ur proly wonderin bout me n u and how it all happend
it started with a hey on facebook with my tpain voice rappin
oh i cant belive it happend
our first kiss is something ill remember
foreverthat whole night we were together
i wish all those nights could be put together
n make them last forever
you dope as DOPAMINE you kno what it is?
its that chemiical in your head oh yea its the biz
it gets u thinkin about me all the time
its gets u tellin ur frenz sayin " that man is mine"
the cutest girl that in my life i have ever seen
to top it off with a bangin body in those jeans
now i could goo on and go on about u and the things u do
i promise to you if ur cool with it
to u ill stay true
so please make christmas magical so radical
no wait far out
groovy
sick
tite
justt keepp my heart moving
u name itself is considerd poetry
this rhymin its u that motivates me