Pile Of Crap Poems - Poems about Pile Of Crap

... Once I thought the 'Generation Gap' was a pile of crap Yet today I think it's here to stay.........Read the rest...

...Too much bourbon will make you think everything you write is a masterpiece, too little and it is all just a pile of crap. The art of writing is to find the balance where the two can co-exist.......Read the rest...

...Responding to an ad I’d found on Market-Place last month, describing what the seller claimed to be a - “true antique”, I queried - ‘Have you sold this yet?’, nervously suspecting - being the gorgeo......Read the rest...

...This embarrassingly irreverent piece is loosely based on a true story for which I've paid the price for pretty much causing it to happen more than once...PLEASE, no hate mail! PS: "Bonnie" is a fic......Read the rest...

...A couple weeks ago today, while I was sleeping in, And lay so very unprepared to have the day begin, I thought I heard the doorbell ring and slightly twitched my head… I hoped I had imagined it,......Read the rest...

...“Good morning, folks,” the guy began…“my name’s Henry Hustle. Got yourselves a real nice car there. Love them fancy wheels! Today I’m gonna prove to you why so darn many people come to us from mil......Read the rest...

...Devlan Caldwell Bachenmeister owned the largest factory that Pinkerton, New Hampshire ever had. Almost everyone in town was working at that plant, but not, of course, my cousin Maynard’s dad. Un......Read the rest...

...Ya' gotta feel sorry for this ding-bat - The clouds were drifting eastward through a cool late-evening sky, as I was barreling down a road in eastern Tennessee. Whipping through the traffic i......Read the rest...

...Forever lost, forever found The mysteries become unbound The veil and shrapnel are removed The pieces now can be construed Inflammable the history’s beat What is written must never repeat I say......Read the rest...

...Whats with all the bull I've been hearing? Whats with all the crap your spouting To each other because of your viewpoints Why you gotta be at each other's throats? If you ask me-All this hate is ......Read the rest...

...Footprints cross snow covered grass Our cat will creep and drop its ****. From which a giant turd descends 6 inches long before it bends. Scratch, scratch to cover up Nowhere near this pile o......Read the rest...

...Words blended with honey, dripping, completely gullible, I continued sipping, drinking in all those little deceptive lies. and never once questioning the alibis. Conniving sweetmeats slipped fr......Read the rest...

...Say I: On the websites I used to share, I was frequently amazed Poems got greeted with silence; it seems eyes were quickly glazed. It’s as if I’d morphed into a Pig Latin-speakin......Read the rest...

...I'd left it on the table beside a pile of crap Fairly sure I'd left it there really quite certain of that But sometime a little later when I went to get my phone I couldn't find the fecker t......Read the rest...

...Meander and Great Gander Writing poems and playing a guitar My soul never scare or leave a scar Even though some say I'm a rising star Love hearing me play from off way far Poems of my personality ......Read the rest...