Parody Poems | Examples of Parody Poetry

And now it starts, And yes, I'm back at last, Four years of trials and tribulations, Capped off by this raucous jubilation. I fought and won, Proved them all wrong, The denigrators, The fake media perpetrators. Now watch them squirm As I storm into...Read the rest...

There’s a Spider in My Window. There’s an Orb Weaver spider in my window, it’s weaving a new web today. There’s an Orb Weaver spider in my window, and in its web, it will catch prey. With a web that...Read the rest...

Anything you could do cannot be done Drew from the tragedy some fun You got to live despite there is no plan To live the way you can All you need is laugh All you need is laugh All you need...Read the rest...

Upon a dark and stormy night... as jagged bolts of lightning tore thru the the midnight clear and figuratively ripped the sky to shreds (analogous to jumping Jack flash), and ear splitting thunder crackled testing the threshold of tolerance zombies of Sugar...Read the rest...

People don’t see, the pain that I’m in and nobody’s asking why & if they did, they wouldn’t care as life just passes me by Pins & needles & the aches & pains sneaky and sly they be all the stiffness...Read the rest...

(To the tune of “Jingle Bells”) Dashing through my tasks, In a cubicle so tight, I hear the coffee slosh, Another deadline fight. Bells from emails ring, I can’t ignore the sound, Oh, what fun it is to sprint Through tasks that come...Read the rest...

Based on Frosty The Snowman Freddy the mailman is just out on parole He did the crime and served his time For all that mail he stole Now Freddy is back as Christmas bells chime ...Read the rest...

Some people were upset and they said it was unfair. George Bailey killed old man Potter and he went to the electric chair. George discovered that the eight thousand was stolen by Potter. George became enraged and he...Read the rest...

Up on the Christmas tree, cat paws pause As the tree tilts and eventually falls Ornaments scatter with lots of noise But the furry kitty never loses it’s poise Ho, Ho, Ho animals know Ho, Ho, Ho animals know That when...Read the rest...

Tripping through the sand In a pair of Aussie thongs, Boogie board in hand Singing Aussie songs. Davo’s got the beer. Out of kiddies reach What a day we’re gonna to have It’s Christmas on the beach. Oh, Christmas time, Christmas time Christmas...Read the rest...

I don't seem to know the right words I want to say; you're all set to go but I hope you'll stay. Please take back your ring I will make things right; believe me, she was but a fling, I played the...Read the rest...

• If someone slaps you • Cut off their hand • Then remove that person from the land...Read the rest...

December morn, Claus's wife's horn, squeezed out, Good tempers worn, Claus wretched concern, about, Elves night, the naughty list grew, Claus's name was added too, She's crackers turned, Claus stout whaler--no doubt. It's Frosty time of year, though...Read the rest...

Deck the Halls Whacked the guy that stole my money Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! "Jail's the place for you now, sonny," Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! "Grant you pardon? Kill that...Read the rest...

Inflamed beneath a midday fear, that novelist's story unfolds, Shone angles trending 'neath the Earth to switch sparks till cold, Zeal queues the chosen to fire calm suite blissful psalms dreams swirl, Gemmed Ivory and Ebony, host o'er...Read the rest...