Parody Poems | Examples of Parody Poetry

• If someone slaps you • Cut off their hand • Then remove that person from the land...Read the rest...

December morn, Claus's wife's horn, squeezed out, Good tempers worn, Claus wretched concern, about, Elves night, the naughty list grew, Claus's name was added too, She's crackers turned, Claus stout whaler--no doubt. It's Frosty time of year, though...Read the rest...

Deck the Halls Whacked the guy that stole my money Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! "Jail's the place for you now, sonny," Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! "Grant you pardon? Kill that...Read the rest...

Inflamed beneath a midday fear, that novelist's story unfolds, Shone angles trending 'neath the Earth to switch sparks till cold, Zeal queues the chosen to fire calm suite blissful psalms dreams swirl, Gemmed Ivory and Ebony, host o'er...Read the rest...

Beauty Queen – The Ultimate Beauty Secret, A Collab with Cecilia Crasto Did someone want to find the Ultimate Beauty secret? Against all odds, will persistence pay off at the Beauty Pageant? Watch to...Read the rest...

My marriage; in danger No wife in my bed She slept with two geezers In our cattle shed I did suspect one guy Of making her stray She does what she pleases Much to my dismay The problem with knowing Is she often...Read the rest...

I'm wishing for a white kitten or a playful cute little pup Christmas is glowing and my heart is opening for a pet with a nice close-up I'm wishing for a white kitten or maybe a pet that is black every...Read the rest...

It’s Beginning to look a lot like Christmas It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas But it’s only May While shopping for fishing tackle There’s only Christmas crackle Plus I bumped into a Santa Claus display They’re already playing Christmas...Read the rest...

I wish you a merry Christmas I wish you a merry Christmas I wish you a merry Christmas And I cut off my left ear I wish you a merry Christmas I wish you a merry Christmas I wish you a...Read the rest...

Parody of Up On The Housetop Out in the garden flowers grow but, its winter and there's snow. Inside the oven cookies bake all for the little ones to take! Chomp chomp chomp this is good! Chomp chomp chomp this is...Read the rest...

Chaos reigns, oh, such a sight, Kids are screaming, parents feuding fight. Turkey is spoiled, oven's on strike, Lightning struck, there's no light. The Bliss is so forlorn The Bliss is so forlorn The dog pissed on the presents One of many...Read the rest...

This selection of Christmas carols, in themselves, has little value as songs or poems. Their importance lies chiefly as a historical footnote, as some scholars believe they may have been works written by history’s...Read the rest...

?? Dashing through the mall, With a coffee in my hand, Frantic gift-card haul, This wasn’t what I planned! Sales are all but gone, Shelves are looking bare, How’d I wait this long again? This really isn’t fair! ?? Chorus: Oh, last-minute sleigh, Rushing all...Read the rest...

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me ONE footle TWO sonnets THREE clerihew FOUR fibonacci FIVE american cinquains SIX diminished hexaverse--- SEVEN epithalamium EIGHT prothalamium NINE epulaeryu TEN crystallines ELEVEN hi-ku & TWELVE limericks in a rhyming verse...Read the rest...

Christmas Song parodies Feliz Navidad Police! Oh my god! Police! Oh my god! Police! Oh my god! Put me in handcuffs because I rob. I Wanna phone call this very instant! I Wanna phone call this very instant! I Wanna phone call...Read the rest...