Parody Poems | Examples of Parody Poetry

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March 27, 2025 The Bard's Birthday Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Oliver Mckeithan | "Et tu, Brute?" appears in Act 3 Scene 1 of Julius Caesar. Words of Caesar to Brutus at the moment Brutus strikes. ________________________________________________________________ “Et tu, Brute?” “Who me? "No! Never! Nay!" This is yon Cassius’ gig. I didn't wanna any part of it, you dig? Now, please ~ kindly turn your head...

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The quivering quitters, quaking and quacking In quite a quizzing quagmire, quietly Quash their qualms. The ***** quest they have acquired, Is a quandry of quantum quantity....

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Pow! the pale powder pumps power into The pastor’s panicked pulse. Peeing his pants, He pulls his parcel and pitter-patters To the piss-pot, paying his penile penance. ...

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Ah, behold Prince William in uniform, chiseled chin held high under ceremonial sunlight, a speech polished like his medals, echoing across parade grounds as cameras hum like obedient bees. “Duty, honor, courage,” he proclaims, as if reading from an antique scroll dusted off for dramatic effect. Crowds swoon. Generals nod. Newspapers burst into patriotic confetti. And somewhere, in mahogany offices, other leaders lean forward— inspired, invigorated, tugging at their tailored lapels, murmuring,...

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The luckless leper’s lousily lobbing Lame libel at Lords and Ladies along His lonesome lane, a lizard in limbo Loafing on his lowly laurels, laughing....

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The Mane Event - On The Catwalk And now for something completely different! I invite you to experience this unique blend of music, where this dynamic video brings to life the essence of anthropomorphism, in an entertaining portrayal, highlighting creatures with human-like traits - a total figment of my fertile imagination. Meet a lion 'With Attitude' so...

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For talking too much in class, we've buttoned your lip. If the teacher does ask you to talk, here is a little tip. You unbutton your lip just like a button on your shirt. The first few times, you may feel a little hurt. So be gentle, so your lip ~ doesn't rip....

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(To the tune of “Home on the Range”) Oh, give me a poem filled with feathers and foam From a couch that remains on display, Where, although it was new, it had feathers that flew And that shouldn’t have happened that way. Foam, foam made the change From the pillows where feathers flew free To a place you can sit...

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If I could I would fetch you the moon on a spoon but I cannot fetch the moon is extraterrestrial However, I have spoons. What is Blue Lagoon? If I could I would, on a spoon fetch you the moon because I have spoons the moon is not readily ladled Also, I cannot fetch. What is Fantastic Four's Mr....

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lace like a barbed wire fence the last line of defense before everything becomes senseless again for a while that feels like eternity and we don’t want to be anywhere else don’t you look demure slipping casually out of it, straps fall past your shoulders, all that I dreamed the look in your eyes enough to set an army at...

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Folks ask why I chose Elon as my guy, Smart and tough Knows how to fight even when rough, Let him loose To put woke projects in the noose, Cause a stir For progressives to deter, Stop the rot That placed us all in this garotte. Act with haste Take a sledgehammer to the waste, Clean up house Never mind who first we douse, Set the scene For what will...

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Like Napoleon, I was born. He led the French army, I made sure the sheep got shorn. And while I was covered deeply in sheep's doo, he met his Waterloo. And when on Saint Helena he died, none of my sheep cried....

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I won a poetry prize to go visit the lake isle of Innisfree. But I didn't wanna go, cuz there's nothing there I particularly wanted to see. I hear there's just a clay-and-wattles cabin with a bunch a bees a-blabbin' and nine rows of beans, and that doesn't really interest me. ...

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I'm just one poem among a hundred billion, to be followed, no doubt, by another hundred zillion. But what sets me apart - is that I do burp - I do fart - and, moreover - I take it all to heart....

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