Funny Parents Poems
These Funny Parents poems are examples of Parents poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Parents Funny poems written by international poets.
momz - or what r u going to doI’m enjoying spending time with my mom - we have an intimacy braided like rope. I forgot how funny she is. At the same time,...
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anxiety, humor, mom, parents,
The Nigerian Super Eagles
In the land of Nigeria, strong and bold,
Super Eagles soar, stories to be told.
To the final they’ve flown, no easy feat,
God’s grace and hard work,...
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adventure, africa, parents,
This coming summerI have visited
my grandmom
who lives in
saint louis
and maybe
you had that plan too,
in this coming
summer
and thanks to God
I made it this spring
and...
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parents, appreciation, brother, children, family,
Ayla at TwoAyla at Two
With a fistful of raisins and
Chocolate-flavored goatee,
Your favorite Dora tee shirt
Splotched red from your spaghetti lunch,
We sit on the floor together as
You climb...
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parents, baby, child, childhood, daughter,
You Look Nice“Don’t you look nice!”, the waitress said
she left to get our ordered bread
as his black coffee cooled
he said, “You’ve got her fooled,”
and I went home...
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parents, father daughter, fun, funny,
From the CouchFrom the Couch (3/7/23)
From the couch
I see all
When they stand
And when they fall
I lean back
On the couch
Change to chill
From a grouch
From the couch
I give orders
School,...
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age, funny, humorous, parents,
Derivatives With LimitsWorking over Birk’s Works and other tunes my saxophonist admires—
Cheesecake, Blackbird—for the theoretical, applied mathematics
inside an abstract, audial harmonization of the Big Bang and The...
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parents, cancer, funny, god, hero,
A Parents LoveThirty two years ago today
Our family was complete
With the arrival of a baby boy
Overdue, nine pounds, perfect and sweet
The purest love we had ever known
The...
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childhood, parents, pride,
The Duck With No Web FeetThis little duck didn't have webbed feet
Other ducks laughed when they'd meet
His mama said, I think it is really neat
He swims and waddles to his...
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parents, emotions, encouraging, feelings, funny,
Little EinsteinWhy do we call it planet earth
when water makes it blue?
Why does the sea always run away
then run right back to you?
How does a caterpillar...
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parents, character, childhood, deep, family,
The Psychic of PsychedThere once lived a man named Dean
Who said he had a psychic gene
But to one they knew
That it wasn't true
Cause he repeated the same routine!...
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parents, dream, faith, funny, irony,
Scooter Was Protected By His ParentsScooter was never told no.
He was always built up and admired.
Adored by two ridiculously doting parents.
If he did anything wrong, they covered it up.
They lied...
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drug, parents,
The Red Velvet Christmas RobeOh, that special Christmas, unlike the ones today.
When little girls wore such beautiful clothes.
Decades before jeans and running shoes.
Curled hair, pretty bows and we had...
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christmas, feelings, memory, parents,
A Boy Named SueWhen I was born I was too ugly
That my parents didn't like me.
So they named me Sue
For I looked like a shoe;
Life is tough for...
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parents, funny,
Why Are Parents So Mean
Why are parents so mean,
when I won't eat anything green?
No broccoli, brussels sprouts, green beans, or green grapes,
these will always stay on my plate.
So, here...
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Categories:
parents, child, food, fun, funny,