Pardon My French Poems - Poems about Pardon My French

...The most feckless corrupt Pres in living memory pardons his grifter son. But not just for deliberately evading taxes and firearms violations. No, Joe went further. His pardon includes all o......

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...A bird in a button-down shirt and a vest joined me for coffee, and sadly confessed,  pecking distractedly at a cinnamon roll, his manner affectingly droll. What he said, as I sat on my park ben......

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...Knowing myself as only i unfortunately do My feebles and my foibles Whence life becomes nothing but this to me This i also know i am not the many but the few Who take safety and comfort in ro......

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...I'd like to say merde pardon my French it means poop in English its s.........

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...Old School Flirting that actually worked Pardon my french but you swivel my chisel and you look as happy as a clam, I am head over heel’s let’s just say, be still my heart. Your my cup of tea and ......

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...Cigars and whisky for dinner Prostitutes for my prostate Pardon my french,let me rephrase that Escorts for my ego Last night,one big blur ****! it’s 6am,7 missed calls,8 messages Where are you?......

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...PARDON MY FRENCH She swore like a sailor and what did it mean? Did he cuss as a pause... were their cohorts unclean? Were their vocabularies lacking in something rich or refined? Did ......

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...It took forever But I finally did it I got God gave it to me What I needed the most "No bull s ting" Pardon my French Or whatever it is I can't deal with all the bull s ting He was throwing......

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...I just want to write funny poems from now on No more bull **** Pardon my French I am tired of always trying Whether it’s something new Or something old Don’t want to do that no more It can come if i......

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...Hip hop is not something that will help you get good girls or guys It does not buy time nor does it provide an instant tide for you to ride Hip hop is not the latest toy It is not meant to be used......

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...The lawyer's named Julius a veritable ebriosus (in Queen's English: perm'nently pissed) he takes a last swig gives a belch as of pig from the bench: "Ouch! Again I have missed!" "Your Worship! Yo......

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...Lost in the Translation “Donnez-moi un verre de vin” My accent seemed strange at the Paris café They brought me an entire carafe of wine And I drank it all to my escort’s dismay When I......

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...I LAUGH ALL THE TIME I LAUGH WHEN IM MAD I LAUGH IN YOUR FACE YOU HIDE BEHIND RACISIM AND DENIAL ......

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