Ordure Poems - Poems about Ordure

...As I ascend the podium, a predator of piquant pontifications, my eyes ravage the assemblage of adversaries, their countenances a canvas of consternation and morbid fascination. The atmosphere is heav......Read the rest...

...She here elbowed past me stomping, pausing not (although me whomping With her wildly swinging handbag – five kilograms, if not more). Cackling brusquely in a lather, that I should her baggage gathe......Read the rest...

..."Will there be a need for a throne; To sit on In heaven Fecal matter will it matter Will we eat and consume manna foods And do angels discharge sweat and waste Oh! Are there need for......Read the rest...

...STOOL MATTERS-- O' crap, whatz wuzz that~!! Oh, I stepped in and animal excrement, specially that of common domestic farm animals left in pasture used as fertilizer Solid matter dis......Read the rest...

...AT THE DUNG DINERS’ CLUB- Dung beetles them there beetles ; That feed on feces; Some species of dung beetles; Ooh! Yum just love that feces from all the species; Can bury dung 2......Read the rest...

...Funny poo dung muck droppings ordure; Little toddler gotta boo-boo; biege rustic cow chips; Oops! Watch it later; Oh, nan just stepped in it; Scuffed up my patent leather; Funny poo S......Read the rest...

...Crap dung excrement; Discharged BM; Defecation discharge fecal matter; ~ Wasted number two; Deuce feculence faces manure; Poop muck droppings ordure; ~ Guano guand cowpats Dung know......Read the rest...

...Each cherished memory of mine...cause iz woe Analogous to unique ventifact for shore and seven years ago, where time and tide faintly roar within noggin o'this common Joe reviewing silent film......Read the rest...

...Skull and Crossbones alumni) passed along ancestral line when cock sure rooster spent however long with a hen guaranteed supply grunt workers oxymorons helpless to get even. “......Read the rest...

...In my mind somber sorties unfold When morbid movements scar a hundredfold. Normalcy dead, transparency scared Empathy bearded, intransigence endeared. In my mind sordid scenes grow cold When ......Read the rest...

...I see them sitting happy in active joy, on a hill where evening never ceases, surrounded by heap of garbage waste, that keep on emitting offensive ordure beautiful ladies worth of the name they w......Read the rest...

...Rather be dead than be traduced for protecting kin Prefer to be extinguished than bedeviled for verbal truths Better to be deceased than pen eleme......Read the rest...

...An orange and tan orangutan with origins that span to Pakistan orates flimflam o'er an ornate garbage can ordained an oracle by an ordered clan to plant a plan for their ordure that orna......Read the rest...

...DIE THE DEATH! (Dona eis requiem sempiternam) Die the death and transcend vanity O poor vernal flesh and bone, Waned out of this primal valley And sink like the moon beyond the coast. All e......Read the rest...

...An early morning appetiser to help breakfast go down better. TC This just to whet your appetite As A Fly Does What would it be like to be a Fly? Buzzing around wondering why Flitting fr......Read the rest...