Old Maid Poems - Poems about Old Maid

My brother Richie used to turn into a loon when he got the old Maid. His face would turn red, scarlet, plum, and a bright fuchsia shade. The rest of us would know, and we could not...Read the rest...

She was an old maid with six brothers, Once again, she held a gun on her “date”. He began to shake. His boots clanged together. Another one gone? A brother said. The rest of them laughed. Insurance they would never have...Read the rest...

She lived alone in her sister's house quiet is a poor church mouse She cooked and clean for her keep up the attic room she did retreat She dressed plain with colors drab a smiling face she never had She seldom...Read the rest...

Shogi me? I can barely play Go Fish Old Maid is well over my head Shogi? I think not Shogi: Japanese chess where you get to use your opponent’s captured army...Read the rest...

I recall a card game probably extending back past the 1950s called Old Maid. There was also Authors and a few other choices less popular with me. But Old Maid sticks in mind as blatantly sexist and ageist and, for a country kid in redneck...Read the rest...

"To have Clarity of Intention means to align oneself with the clear and single-pointed purpose of that [regenerative] impulse itself. And the way that alignment occurs, in a [bicameral] human heart and mind, is that...Read the rest...

Old Maid Hadder, Got Madder And Madder Old maid Hadder, got madder and madder wind blew her bonnet and wet upon it. Soaking showers from a blackbird's bladder taken aback, next she fell doggone it! Did not matter, her day...Read the rest...

The Old Maid Gets a Goat By Elton Camp Miss Prunella found it too hard To continue to mow her yard For a solution, she asked all around “Buy a goat,” was the advice she found They said, “It’ll keep your...Read the rest...

There was a old maid that lived in a house, That old maid took a look under her house and she could not tell what is down there. The old maid took a candle and...Read the rest...

"Hi baby!" endless phone calls, to unsuspecting members of "the family" the sweet OLD maid squeaks.... her lovely ancient SOUL, "hi honey" she squeaks. Makes me WONDER, is this someday how I will SPEAK?...Read the rest...

It took 44 years for me to marry. When your my age that's kind of scary. Thinking old age would get me first. Or even something like dying of thirst. Then one day my Knight did shine. At that moment...Read the rest...

Glissandra spins gossamer nets Of sticky white webbing that gets Her all the captive she needs: Her spider-string oozes like sap, The unicorns step in her trap— Soon they will serve as her steeds. Glissandra rides out from her lair, The wind...Read the rest...

Glissandra spins gossamer nets Of sticky white webbing that gets Her all the captive she needs: Her spider-string oozes like sap, The unicorns step in her trap— Soon they will serve as her steeds. Glissandra rides out from her lair, The wind...Read the rest...