Funny Old Lady Poems

A little old lady named Judy,
Works hard to accomplish her duties.
She cooks and she cleans,
Runs errands, makes things,
For friends and for family outings.

Sometimes her arthritis...

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The  very old lady upstairs 
Keeps dropping things on the old wooden floor
I keep waiting for the big old thud...

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe..
just kinda funny, but impossibly true.

nov 5, 2018...

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A little old lady named Kate
whose memory wasn’t so great
was pinched on the rear
by a man with a lear
said she sir, are we on a...

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The was an old lady from Crewe
That was all of a ditherydoo
She had hidden her dentures
Forgot where cos she has dementia
Now has trouble eating her...

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There was an old lady, I heard
Who talked every day to her bird.
To get him to speak,
She twisted his beak
And taught him a very bad...

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so there i was walking down the street in the small town that i live in and i was half way
down the block and coming...

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
And I bet it stunk to high heavens!
And if she really lived in that thing
The size...

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Well I pulled out some Mother Goose rhymes
'Cause I read to my Great-Grand sometimes,
And the rhymes that I read
They were so very dread
Nowadays they'd be...

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When I'm an old lady, I am going to wear tight jeans and a belly shirt to make my 
grand kids say, "I don't know...

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