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Offence Poems - Poems about Offence


The Old Bill
Bill Shakespeare is wanted for hate speech, His study’s surrounded with tape. The local police were slow to react, He may already have made his escape. There’s a chance that he’s gone into hiding To work on the draft of a play; Anne Hathaway helps with enquiries: Where’s old Bill? She’s refusing to say. She cannot abide the intrusion, As detectives examine each sonnet, If...

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Categories: offence, absence, angst, anxiety, celebrity,
Form: Rhyme
Guess Who's Back, Offence and Pain Aint Two of the Same
Who'd have thought words make them react like this, failing to see my wit, just the unattractiveness. An eye for crudeness that'll overpower the humorous. I'm sure within their brain a tumour lives. Has your face ever felt the force of a fist? It'll twist your perception like a contortionist, because offence and pain aint two of the same. One requires staples...

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Categories: offence, slam, words,
Form: Rhyme



Where Disagreement Is An Offence
No wise man is recognized in a market place Here bought and sold only universal follies Uniqueness is disregarded and an offence is taken When you talk about things with different attitude Disagreement is condemnation of what they believe And turn their faces long, in heart bear a grudge So a cleaver man avoids...

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Categories: offence, culture, wisdom, words,
Form: Free verse
Not Wishing To Cause Offence Offence
Not wishing to cause offence offence when somone calls me 'friend' but are not really one not bothering to ask others or me my name, only their mishappen mission counts. Should I give stentorian rebuke the vehemence of which will make them go pale or puke? Should I pity them for the arrogance of their ignorance...

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Categories: offence, philosophy, prejudice, , western,
Form: Free verse
Taking Offence
People are so easily offended today This is quite ironic really As due to political correctness We are censored so heavily And with all the sanitising There is so little opportunity But those who do take offence Fall into three distinct categories Firstly, the genuinely offended Those who feel the detriment, Whose opinion is seldom heard Unless it’s politically expedient Second, the white middle class...

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Categories: offence, politicalmay,
Form: I do not know?



No Offence
I Sidney C Hall Have decided to stop writing The funnies and offending you all There will be no chicken eyed stare Or talks of underwear No farts, Butts Or mention of tarts My comments will be just Not talk of sizes in bust For this I truly say This is the last day I have been naughty and bad And now I am sad My...

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Categories: offence, friendship, sad
Form: Rhyme
Writing Offence
WHERE IS IT WRITTEN POETRY HAD TO RHYME WRITE WHAT YOU MIGHT EVEN IF , IT'S A RHETORIC CRIME..........

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Categories: offence, education, funny, inspirational,
Form: Free verse

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