Funny Nurse Poems

Florence they are honoring nightingales
Blazing an individual’s healthy trail 
Having a firm grip on what is going on 
When life unleashes an adversity bomb 
And...

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My wife is a Registered Nurse
At 60, she still had "The Curse"
A Time Machine
Helped her come clean
But our Edsel is stuck in reverse...

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Miss Teri rolled in the clover
With neighbours Neil Down and Ben Dover
She loved to rehearse
Playing Doctor and nurse
When done she would simply start over....

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In the phlebotomy room,
there came a woman
And a man
And their lad
Inquiring, queuing

‘My blood, I give to you;
draw and draw freely,
I have no qualms’
The lad started,
Responding,...

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I need a nurse, dressed in white
With all the lace and sexy trimmings
My heart is throbbing
In loveless pain
Without my nurse I will go insane

She may...

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating vegetable one day,
She warned Jack and Jill about the hill,but they still fell from idle play,
Emergency call...

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There once was a nurse called Seren
Who suddenly got pecked by a Heron
With her bag she did clout
And everything fell out
Now poor Seren shares her...

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I am your nurse
I like Southpark
I am a closet Southpark liker
I like a $400 bank overdraft protection
especially during this recession that does not exist
I ...

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