Newsagents Poems - Poems about Newsagents

...Pondering how mockingly stupid the word 'cakery' is ~ I've just realised that 'bakery' is also a basic description. I'll trouble myself a while wondering if I've ever asked what either of them sell........Read the rest...

...The funeral was well attended Nobody came It was sad in a way Clashed with the dog passing away There was a friend with a leg When I say a leg I actually mean two Though he had t......Read the rest...

...I've got a pile of **** mags I keep them in my shed When I look at them I get excited They're an ******** collection I like to keep things tidy When I have to handwrite So I've a lot of rub......Read the rest...

...When i go to the shops I walk down the road And stop at the place Where the zebra is lying Flat on its back In the middle of the road Opposite the newsagents When i step carefully On its ba......Read the rest...