Mpg Poems - Poems about Mpg

...I've never twitted on Tweeter nor am I an Instagrammarian I've searched on Goggle but cannot find MyFace on the interweb I ask "how do I find the North Star?" and get 4,460,000,000 hits, mostly ......Read the rest...

...Purple People Eater My car. It is great. It takes me everywhere, Like a roller skate. I can not wait to go… Again and again. We travel from this side to that side, The state is far ......Read the rest...

... This fleeting love was so Mustang GTO One zero zero mpg galloping flow Past percentages said: don’t make the wrong turn Cool convertible joyride took a cardiac slow burn, lip swerve a......Read the rest...

...Brexit Sonnet No. 37 ‘Road to Brexit’ This road to Brexit’s poorly signed and mapped, It twists and turns and dead ends do prevail. It’s not on any sat nav, its surface badly cracked, And r......Read the rest...

...So, a recent study showed that the average person walks about 800 miles per year and on average we each drink around 22 gallons of alcohol in that time; so this means that on average we g......Read the rest...

...People made fun when I bought an Echo they said it couldn’t out run a gecko. Called it a four cylinder sewing machine about the size of a large kidney bean. In 01 when the gas was not as high ......Read the rest...

...MPG, who cared? Nature takes brunt, oil searched glut. Have Mercy, Please God! *For "Tainted feathers" contest......Read the rest...