Mousetrap Poems - Poems about Mousetrap

How box and cupboard Amazing mousetrap entails A mind bewildered....Read the rest...

To build the perfect mousetrap You must be smarter than the mouse They're such clever little rodents They could rule most any house It may take a bit more effort Than placing cheese atop a trap With some imagination You can do...Read the rest...

Entrapping the magic, philosophers moan Theory after theory, no meat on the bone They label and mark, their didactics retooled Force feeding their ramble to dilettante-fools And when in the end they are then proven wrong They slink back to their hollows, where the vanquished...Read the rest...

“You lose sixty seconds of happiness For every minute you're mad” So damn well cheer up everybody Things aren't really that bad Ralph Waldo Emerson once said While not exactly that way Ralphie was a pretty smart cookie So listen to what...Read the rest...

A better mousetrap he addresses To the unbelieving masses. Painless, bloodless, the creature won’t feel a thing! They shake their empty heads at the impossible For there is always hurt in Death’s Sting...Read the rest...

I'm not all that handy, nor so very bright too I sometimes ask dumb questions that's one thing I'm apt to do One day I asked my father; "Say, Dad, what's a ratchet?" he fixed me with a wise look, and said,...Read the rest...