Moisturizers Poems - Poems about Moisturizers

... With creams and oils and lotions nightly, skin conditioners and moisturizers unsightly, twice daily baths and body exercises, and proper diets and expert hand massages, she looks no better......Read the rest...

...My Astrologer, ‘Sex and Love’ horoscope, for Halloween, is grim and on-trend for me. (Libra) “Get ready to take some chill-time - give yourself the space to recover. People pleasing is out, boundari......Read the rest...

...Age gracefully…that’s what I’ll do Going to ignore the lines, how about you? Inner beauty is what really counts I happen to love my drooping mounts Absolutely no Botox or fillers for me Anothe......Read the rest...

...I am a grossly overweight midget of later years. I have a penchant for funny women, the absurd, and baked goods. I have 826 thousand dollars in the bank and a dose of psoriasis. ......Read the rest...

...There's a saying, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" That's a load of crap... Must'a been written by someone real ugly, The words just reek of sap... But, I'll grant you this, Physical bea......Read the rest...