Mispronunciation Poems - Poems about Mispronunciation

... pulchritudinous ingots chisel and shades dazzle and illuminate umpteen reasons poetry is like a swirling, susurrus-sibilant chimera of innuendo arty souls, albeit vapid syntax around sere......

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...The llama has a name that everybody mispronounces. "The double 'll', it sounds like 'y'," he patiently announces. "The single 'l', it sounds like 'l'," proceeds his dissertation, "And a 'lama' is ......

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...I think it is funny how OFTEN we are wrong, How we don’t speak the right way, How words that are written throughout the LIBRARY, Aren’t the words that we say, From FAUX PAS to ALMOND, to ET C......

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...A phenomena misinformed is a mispronunciation of a garbled gargled juice. Only released once. Not twice. Nor three times. In fact the catchment period for enticing a cake is relative only to atmosphe......

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...I remember you when you were first swaddled. I remember your first steps waddled. I remember your first words spoke, And I remember your mispronunciation being our joke. I was there when al......

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...How Is it possible to harness energy sufficient for a simple mispronunciation? Made from miscommunication... at best. At our best we tend to fear; succumbing to failure's hardship. Countered......

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