Mints Poems - Poems about Mints

they do and sheep possess concentration levels that allow them to watch television which is extraordinary and so is broccoli i like polo mints my daughter calls them doughnut mints her favourite book is called 'stop that cow' which involves a 357 mag with an 8-inch barrel a pig in a forty-nine dollar wig the agitated cow asks, "you wouldn't happen to have a...

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She died, so we're riding behind the hearse one car back. "Would you like a breath mint?", asks a woman dressed in black. Why at a death does someone offer a minty tic tac? She died so we're riding behind the hearse one car back. Beth died last week after suffering a heart attack. Please tell me why mints...

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1. Abolish Mints 2. Abut Mints 3. Accomplish Mints 4. Accouter Mints 5. Acknowledge Mints 6. Ada Mints 7. Adjust Mints 8. Admonish Mints 9. Adorn Mints 10. Advance Mints 11. Advertise Mints 12. Agree Mints 13. Ail Mints 14. Align Mints 15. Announce Mints 16. Annul Mints 17. Apart Mints 18. Appease Mints 19. Appoint Mints 20. Arma Mints 21. Argu Mints 22. Arrange Mints 23. Assess Mints 24. Astonish Mints 25. Atone Mints 26. Attain Mints 27. Banish Mints 28. Battle Mints 29. Befuddle Mints 30. Bereve Mints 31. Better Mints 32. Bewilder Mints 33. Blandish Mints 34. Command Mints 35. Com Mints 36. Commit Mints 37. Compli Mints 38. Condom Mints 39. Confine Mints 40. Constrain Mints 41. Contain Mints 42. Content Mints 43. Defer Mints 44. Defile Mints 45. Denver Mints 46. Derail Mints 47. Develop Mints 48. Disagree Mints 49. Disburse Mints 50. Discourage Mints 51. Disfigure Mints 52. Disillusion Mints 53. Docu Mints 54. Dor...

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I am running around breathlessly, trying to do it all. There are followers, admirers, helpers but this is my fantasy. An orphanage, a dog shelter, and a home for unwed mothers. It is the sixties, when they were tormented and abused for being so. Add a movie theater, a skating rink and a dance studio I call to an...

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Tossing mints in a t-rex mouth, his calamitous breath smells good, as the terrible lizard rolls you South, delighting in his wintergreen food. Thankfully this monstrosity of a sweet-tooth Rex rejects his diet of flesh and menthol as vomitus. Relating voluminously to Jonah - you’re a wreck. You slide off the belching tongue in slovenly gravitas. You run as his roar, like a...

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If you thought me insane, it'd be a start... If you thought me funny, a joke... But if you were to think simply nothing of me... I'd eventually go up in smoke....

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