A most irksome, most self-righteous creature on earth,
this megaphoning doomsday prophet of the street,
harassing and haranguing everyone to repent.
This holier-than-thou dude with an attitude,
is just like some toothless dentist of decency,
guarding the molars of morals of society,
Good folks he threatens with spiritual tooth decay.
Ah, but from the curse of eternal misery,
he spares those who donate so much to his treasury!
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a most irksome, self-righteous creature on earth,
this megaphoning doomsday prophet in the street
who harasses and harangues everyone to repent;
this holier-than-thou dude with a cultist attitude,
acting like some toothless dentist of decency,
claiming to protect the molars of morals in society;
scaring folks with spiritual toothache and decay,
but from the curse of eternal torment and agony
he spares those who donate generously to his charity!