Funny Mean Poems
These Funny Mean poems are examples of Mean poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Mean Funny poems written by international poets.
Sarcasm, What Does It Really MeanThere are people who hide behind their sarcasm
scorning others with their humorous word spasms
The irony behind it all is that it isn't funny...
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mean, analogy,
NeckI ain't gonna walk no more, no more
I ain't gonna walk no more
Got in a wreck and broke my neck
I ain't gonna walk no more....
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mean, funny, health, humor, parody,
Why Are Parents So Mean
Why are parents so mean,
when I won't eat anything green?
No broccoli, brussels sprouts, green beans, or green grapes,
these will always stay on my plate.
So, here...
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mean, child, food, fun, funny,
My Mother Was Never MeanMy mother left me in January but she took her time
Dying a ridiculously horrible death which was a crime
Bone cancer is the way I do...
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mean, memorial, mother,
Mean In GreenI stood on the corner this morning
Absorbing the fresh morning air
listening attentively to the morning news
That has everyone so upset and confused
The morning sun is...
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mean, confidence, emotions, encouraging, endurance,
What Does Pulverize MeanWhat does pulverize mean? The five-year-old asks me.
His face is a frown.
“No idea,” I lie.
Having already put up with sobbing wailing
over the Easter...
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mean, fun, funny, grandchild, grandmother,
Pretty Dhramned MeanMy relatives came in droves to stare at my dead body.
And it ticked me off.
I flitted and fluttered and tried to signal them with a...
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mean, fun, funeral, funny, hilarious,
The MeanVictorian art is quite clean
Though Roman and Greek are obscene
The Queen did not care
That David was bare
But he was quite shy of the mean!...
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mean, appreciation, art, culture, england,
Mean Mr PreecherOff be-ith me ~ was running ~ bit late
School doors re-open ~ quarter to eight
Twas late for my class ~ a niche in...
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mean, memory,
Cyber Bullying At Its BestThey thought it would be a funny text.
You have no friends.
You should die.
Why don’t you kill yourself?
But then she did…...
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mean, 10th grade, 11th grade,
I'M Not MeanI am a very nice person
I'll tell you about my day
I'll sit and listen about yours
And hear what you have to say
I'll make sure...
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mean, character, funny, humor, humorous,
What Does It Mean To Be FirstI won 1st place in the school oratorical contest
I got to say my poem in front of the whole school and they gave me a...
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mean, america, black african american,
Whatever Does It MeanStirring with they’re spoons wishing;
Perhaps anticipation has them twitching
And bad bears are they’re always itching;
For those salmon eggs they’re fishing.
Have...
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mean, funny,
What Does It All MeanMAMA
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN
YOU’LL FIND OUT
WHEN YOU GET OLD
BUT LITTLE ONE
DON’T TELL ANYONE
OR YOU’LL RUIN IT
FOR EVERYONE
JUST TELL THEM
THAT THEY’LL FIND OUT
WHEN THEY...
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mean, children, funny, growing up,
Mean-Spirited, Remorseless BoyI was a mean-spirited, remorseless boy
when it came to get revenge
with the boldest outrage...
Joey never suspected foul play from me!
We were the cruelest classmates,
bullying on...
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mean, children, friendship, funny, me,