Funny Me Poems

I'M REALLY SORRY TO HEAR THAT WE HAD SO MANY LAUGHS ON EVER SUBJECT BOY THE FBI SCRATCHED THIER HEADS LISTENING TO US 7 YEARS...

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My brain hurts.
In sync.
With itself.
I could be…
Inside. 
With no windows. 
But they give me a window anyway. 

My heart sits.
When I am screaming. 
But also...

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Kitsch, give me a 
Sign 
To go 

It’s kinda funny how 
life 
goes on 

While you sit in a corner 
all 
alone 

The saturday blues...

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It is not a matter of when at all
for I am in my old age, the young-old
stage, in a couple of years middle-old.
My memory still...

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My Famous Favorite Poet,

One day, I'll write like you own it.
Your gorgeously written sonnet,
Mines are like bees in my bonnet.
Words hum dimly and don't brighten,
Yours...

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Forgive me my dearest friend please,                   ...

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I know it may sound funny
It's just how I feel
Somethings I have to do in life is just about me
I have found that every path...

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That neighbour has just banged his door.
Again yet again and yet again.
I, a one of superior quality, wish to beat
his barking bonce against the wall...

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BORN THIS WAY

Some people say I’m cheeky and that’s okay
I don’t care what they say, I was born this way
I can’t be like somebody else
I...

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Your eyes prevent me from thinking a lot,
yet let you prey on my mind.
Cannot really describe the happiness they plot
Because in my mind, there is...

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I followed the path because I recognised it
as the path that followed me
sunlight made the pebbles paler 
as I made them darker like a shadow

I...

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Apologists Are Too Funny

Apologists have been saying for 2000 years,
Jesus will return, you can dry your tears.
But they have always been making this claim,
About the...

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Love me like you only have 3 hours to live and I'm 5 hours away
Let your heart listen to my dreams, so you can hear...

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Crossroads in the desert sands swirls,
an orb whirls around as clouds gather,
lightning bolt violet violently twirls,
roads crack with shotgun thunder.

Visage a pearl cascades as she...

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You might know me by my wear;
Sorely I stand before me, yet the me not really me, yet surely be
if you were to open door...

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