Mayonnaise Poems - Poems about Mayonnaise

I had put our meeting off so many times for fear that it would fail, and be a waste of time. I prepared a lovely salad. Thought I'd make some mayonnaise. The kind I thought you liked, with a yolk of free-range eggs, gluten-free and ovovegetarian. Low-carb to be on the safe side as well....

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Pressed between twin stale realities, a mixture of marble thoughts Dark desires swirling around light devotion, closet of moth-eaten moral legalities Lettuce bed of flesh profiteering, aorta slices of tomato fears Asphalt of exhausted tears, lip loyalty was bordello bought Egged on by the sweet taste of a tainted tart ego, soul slathering jive turkey flattery Belly paradise of cooper acid reflux ... Vomiting worship of...

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Contemplating the versatility of Mayo And all that can be done with it From the slathering on whilst sun bathing To globbing it on my bologna sandwich I find it tantalizing to the tastebuds And it sure does sizzle in the sun I once applied to much and set my toes on fire Lucky for me I lost only one Thank goodness I...

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I had a dream once, years ago. I found myself on a beach Beside a windless sea that stretched to the horizon; In the other direction was a empty expanse of sand. And on the beach stood A scrawny little old man Who said, in a loud voice,...

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That's it, I've had it She uses Miracle Whip on her sandwich I just can't handle this, I can't take anymore I am real careful when I leave how I slam the door When I left, I took with me Not clothes or money No rare painting or the Mingh Dynasty vase Just what was in the Prenuptual, my jar of mayonnaise I...

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