Marketing Poems - Poems about Marketing

“That’s just a wild and crazy idea young man, no one with half a brain would ever pay good money for that. Take your ‘Pet Rock’, ‘Mood Ring’, ‘Bottled Water’, ‘Canned Air’, ‘Beanie Baby’, and ‘Santa Mail’ out of here and don’t let the door hit you on the way out." ...

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fuchsia food drama uncle Ben aunt Jimima if face was a taste...

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Joe Biden is a gambler He’s got rune stones in his shoes When he steps up to the table He believes that he can’t lose So, he places bets without speaking Using head fakes left then right And underwhelms us all each morning, ‘Keeps us sleepless every night. But there is no need to worry Orange may come after all You’re laughing now; you...

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cosmeceutical hawkers put on new faces… costly old potions...

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Boohoo is bidding for Boo-Boo But Yogi’s not seeking a deal, He’s scanning the park for a picnic Looking forward to his evening meal. Warner Brothers deny their involvement So investors are kept in the dark, But rumours are spreading ’round Bedrock And the restrooms of Jellystone Park. Boohoo is bidding for Boo-Boo, It’s becoming a sought-after brand; For Yogi it’s deeply upsetting And he’s drawing...

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Pumping water out of the Florida grounds. Is more complex than you think it sounds. For over forty years a team has tackled it. Growing and scaling a service that’s legit. Old fashioned morals that are rare to see. They’re emphasizing satisfaction and quality. High integrity and standards to avoid a fight. By only billing customers for a job done right. There’s no...

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Want to cancel your student loan debt? Sixth call about it this week. If I had an outstanding student loan it would be fifty years old by now. I read their texts and roll my eyes. The next text comes in. Want to add two inches to your willy? If I did it would be a whopping two inches. A...

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(ads from the 70's and 80's) If a diamond is forever, then love is the San Francisco treat. Just a little dab’ll do ya so be all that you can be. It’s the cheesiest, so just do it you can have it your way. So reach out and touch someone it’s the best part of waking up. And like a good neighbor, there’s love and...

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Cindy, Cindy Cinderella When it was windy-windy Ventured forth with umbrella Was it made in Chiny-Chiny or Indy-Indy? Had the umbrella been stronger This poem might have been longer...

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Marketing jingles can be quite amusing but at times, rather confusing.. "on the corner of health and happiness", now just where would that corner be? Will I find it at every Walgreen's store in my community? In our gas tanks, doughnuts are a plunk en, causes every one knows, "America runs on Dunkin". Things might not sound...

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Psst wanna buy a pretty thing The spiv hid in the shadows said (The devil's in the marketing) Psst wanna buy a pretty thing The silver moon slid shivering Along his shiv, Or this instead Psst wanna buy a pretty thing The spiv hid in the shadows said Psst wanna buy a pretty thing It love you long time that for sure (The devil's in...

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Let me put it this way Make it clear beyond a doubt That what will suit you best today Are many ways to loudly shout Our method will improve your scheme Provide return endorse your name Send you out into the world apart Make you winners of your game Outline the essence of your excellence Make your offer shine a light Where must haves must...

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I do not shout I do not insist I do not force I do not fight the tide I do not break minds or wills I whisper I suggest I endorse I paint a picture of an idea I plant seeds in the minds of great people I open the necessary channels of communication I assist in action The true world of marketing lives in the...

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Flower girls are good marketers Innately cusping midnight dreams- Planets poised for passion...

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Fruitful marketing strategy Is crucial for any industry And service-provider Everyone loves beautiful thing So the packaging of products Must be eye-catching Advertisement Should be in such an way So that the potential consumers Are attracted To the product or service Quality of the product or service Should be of international standard So that it can survive In the competition Of open market economy In this way An industry or service-provider Can become...

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