Funny March Poems
These Funny March poems are examples of March poems about Funny. These are the best examples of March Funny poems written by international poets.
Erin Go BraughErin’s face looks like a map of Ireland, I was told.
She had ginger hair with slivers of dashing gold.
Her eyes were as green as the...
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march, 4th grade, 5th grade,
They March In LineThey are marching in a row around the lake
Witch, bat and ghost with nothing at stake
They laugh and sing and skip along
Singing an October Halloween...
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march, halloween,
Jokes101 Recycled: March 26 In South AfricaTIME issues:
1. Whenever I am short on time, I eat my watch, and always have seconds to spare.
2. Why do I still buy old clocks...
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march, class, computer, conflict, funny,
Discompetition(As I saw people participating in the March Contest, I decided to make my non-participation as if it were a joke. I just don't have...
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march, funny,
Peaceful Violence Protest MarchFunny how
Eco-warrior's , marchers and so
called peaceful protestors
Love nothing more than when
one of their marches descends
Into fighting mindless thuggery and
random violence
So they can then be...
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Categories:
march, slam,
Two Charade ClownsThere are two famous politicians who hold the stage,
they should be in this year New York's Halloween Parade
to attract huge crowds: they are stuttering Biden...
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march, anger, character, conflict, culture,
It's Still Cold OutsideIt's cold outside,
Oh it's cold outside.
We're waitin' for the warm,
Because it's cold outside.
We're tired of snow and ice,
And of oceans of white.
We're tired of building...
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funny, march, seasons, snow,
Quarantine LifeIt’s funny how you can forget a whole week
The days all blend into one
No motivation nothing to seek
You never even see the sun...
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march, 10th grade, art, culture,
April Fooling AroundApril Fools is on the new horizon
When the next time the sun rises
There will be innocent fibbing and lying
Is it a prank,...
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march, emotions, fun, funny love,
Losing the Remote Control, March 3, 2017 Cassidy's PoetryI have lost sight of you once again.
Frustrated, I search every nook, every corner, every crevice that you have been known to hide.
I...
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march, funny, humor, humorous,
Why Am I Still Chewing March 3, 2017 Cassidy's PoetryTo put it quite simply, I am tired of you.
You do not strike me as you once did,
fulfill me or bring me pleasure....
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march, funny, humor, humorous,
Damn You, Ups March 3, 2017 Cassidy's PoetrySince the very moment I beckoned for you,
I have been eagerly awaiting your arrival,
counting the days until your acquirement.
I have checked for...
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march, funny, humor, humorous,
Dastardly Crumbs, March 3, 2017 Cassidy's PoetryI can feel the seemingly invisible shards creeping along my skin, cutting me like glass.
The presence of these creatures alone swallows me whole...
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march, boat, funny, humor, humorous,
Slap In the FaceJust a cold, hard slap in the face
Is Daylight Savings Time to morning place
Winter’s drive is dark and cold
Headlights searching for deer in the road
But...
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march, anger, change, funny, how
March of the Footle - This Old RhymeOld Billy
Was a silly.
Owned a knife
He had a wife.
Went hunting
For Bunny Buntin.
Who ate carrots
And talking parrots.
His wife got to cooking
As he started hooking
Many big fish
For...
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march, fantasy, funny love, giggle,