Mae West Poems - Poems about Mae West

Mae West Sensual Frog was the ultimate diva Who outshone saloon gals like Francine and Steveah Attended parent teacher conferences in a sexy gown. Green eyes popped out of new teacher’s head, Mr. Toado Brown....

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Mary Jane ‘Mae’ West Her double entrendre was simply the best On how her life should be depicted Said ‘I used to be Snow White ~ but I drifted’ Written 21st March 2019 Contest: Celebrity or Famous Person Clerihew Sponsor: Tania Kitchin 1st place Contest Brian's Select 8 Sponsor Brian Strand 3rd PLACE...

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Mae West one of Brooklyn's best her quotes were more witty than kind like "A hard man is good to find" contest: For Andrea's - Seeking a fresh crop of clerihews - 9-27-2012 (4)...

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Miss Mae West Party animal heart in her ample chest The wily lady a player without reservation "Come on up and see me" her not so subtle invitation! ** for contest"You Who...Yo Clerihew" sponsored by Catie Lindsey...

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My husband fell in love with the beautiful Mae West. I knew it was because of her oversized breast. "Mae is beautiful," I retorted, "but small chested girls also like to hug." "You and Mae," he laughed, "is like comparing a Cadillac to a Volkswagen bug."...

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