Klutz Poems - Poems about Klutz

A klutz can't dance, has no balance ~ precluding romantic dalliance ...

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Kiwi felt like a giant klutz Tried to fly, but he fell on his butts. After six attempts, said “this is nuts”. He began to walk then from huts to huts. Here he comes; he is a p...........

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Time for some funnies Now what shall I write? About klutzy old Jackles? Should be a delight! Been quite renowned For his blunders at times Here are a few Of his more classical kind! Riding his bike And passing a parked car Door opens... a collision... He falls on his ****! Floating on icebergs And under some bridges Berg disappears... Water quite frigid! Trying to impress This acquaintance of old Talked for a...

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I’ve picked it up a hundred times yet dropped it just once more So I give up, the blasted thing can lay there on the floor And stepping out onto the porch I hit the ice and slipped As I walked back into the house I stubbed my toe and tripped While dancing round in pain I then collided with a table For when it...

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Time for some giggles Now what shall I write? About klutzy old Jack? Should be a delight! Been quite renowned For his blunders at times Here are a few Of his more classical kind! Riding his bike Passing a parked car Door opens... a collision... He falls on his ****! Floating on icebergs And under some bridges Berg disappears... Water quite frigid! Trying to impress This acquaintance of old Talked for a while And...

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Time for some funnies Now what shall I write? About klutzy old Jackles? Should be a delight! Been quite renowned For his blunders at times Here are a few Of his more classical kind! Riding his bike And passing parked cars Door opens... a collision... He falls on his ****! Floating on icebergs And under some bridges Berg disappears... Water temperature's frigid! Trying to impress This acquaintance of old Talked for a while Then...

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Concealed behind my smile.  Stare into my eyes for a while.  Feeling so unstable.  Gripping on the edge of the table.  Life pulling me under.  How long to go?  I wonder.  Stitches pulled from cuts.  Healed before but I'm a klutz.  My emotions change like the weather. A day like this I wanted never.  To forget my past.  That's all I ask.  Rid me of this heavy...

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aches and pains all caused by myself trips and fall making myself bleed my fault a klutz greaseful what is wrong with me i trip over air i fall over my own feet what's next i fall in the street get hit by a car and not make it that time......

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