Funny Jobs Poems

I had another 'Robbie' moment yesterday. One of my appointments was in Henagar to inspect the County Coroners truck that hit a deer. Well I...

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It has been a short - lived career,
Former ones tried on Black Maria;
To soon start bearing A Pariah,
His story the same in Syria,
Which he had...

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There once was a stupid $hmuck
Who tried earning an honest buck 
But his job drove him crazy
So he became lazy
And no longer gave a ....


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There was a pizza boy named Ross
Who’s addicted to the sauce

He went to rehab
With quite the big tab

But relapsed and ran to his boss!...

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Young eager college –educated whiffet knows everything
Has already called the head of our department three times today
to give him some tips on how to run...

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When I go out,                     ...

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Young trainee driver behind the wheel blurt out a helpless damn
Were starting down hill brakes are gone I'm afraid were in a jam
To the old...

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These Arms Long To Hold You

The first time we met, I knew you were stress,
Met again, and again, I stopped counting,
Your photo at work, cannot...

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How long do you let a co-worker go around with a potato chip in their nose?
Probably depends on how she has treated you and how...

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There was a craftsman named Handy
Who used to a craftsman dandy
everyday day he'd make
a craved wooden stakes
and boxes shaped like hearts to hold candies


7/11/19
Written words...

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bent over the wheel
                     the...

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If I had a million dollars I would quit my job,
and be depressed and lonely, and unhappy and sad.
I would hear from every relative I...

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What kind of prissy, prancy, fanciness is afoot?
I look down, afraid my wizened mouth might reveal something
I truly have nothing to divulge, but I act...

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Possible seventy-nine-degree high today
A day to twirl, and dance and play.

I am saying to everyone I feel sick. We should all be home.
Drawing pictures, planting...

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Welcome to this "risk"-taking game of "life."
Choose a blue companion peg, or snag a pink wife,
or ride "solitaire" through this "scrabble"d "mousetrap,"
or add so many...

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