Music Humorous Poems

A hornet, named Horace, so grand,
Tried to join a brass marching band.
He buzzed a low note,
Made the tuba man choke,
"That's not music," he yelled, "understand?"

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During the surpossium I heard his voice
as if he were talking only to me: she said, 
in a conversation with a group of women.
 You...

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Edgar Poe, with a raven so grim,
Tried to teach it to play a small hymn.
It squawked "Nevermore!"
Then fell on the floor,
"That's not music," he wailed,...

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Banjo

if you want to bruise your ego
try to learn the 5-string banjo

I’m trying to learn Scruggs style
and it definitely is a real trial

three fingered right-handed...

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Jerome John Garcia
was into smoking reefer
as a guitarist his music was in his head
so he formed The Grateful Dead 
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Old Man Winter now flagging, and slip sliding along...

as his stronghold diminishes.

Signals, triggers, and ushers kickstarting debut
of demure "Flora" who slowly but surely attempts
to reveal...

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Willie Nelson
likes to play music for fun
he doesn’t need money for his family to feed
but as a sideline he developed his own brand of weed
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I didn't really laugh
I could have, though.
At who?
At myself?
At her?
At the irony of it all?

She always left an imprint on me.
Always gave me a new...

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whizz-a-whizz BANG
the apple and pear ran
there’s a fox in the kitchen
there’s a moose in the van

whizz-a-whizz BOOM
three plates and a spoon
ran down the hallway
towards the...

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Precedent setting the stage for kerning and tracking piqued my interest

Just before logging off for the day,
and ready to boogie out of the joint
an email...

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King Canute would play his flute,
And dance upon his nose;
And all the while a symphony
He’d languidly compose.
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