Funny Hospital Poems
These Funny Hospital poems are examples of Hospital poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Hospital Funny poems written by international poets.
Graveyard GroupiesLook out you might see them
scuttling down your street
patting the neighbour’s dog
nodding to people they meet
They lurk on hospital corridors
wearing their black shiny shoes
then...
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Categories:
hospital, death, funeral, funny,
FellowshipsI’ve only been at my fellowship gig a week, but It’s official, I’m a candy-striper. Sort of, I wear a blue vest, not the old,...
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Categories:
hospital, business, feelings, humor, life,
Re-Born FatherThese urgent strangers dressed up in green gowns
Snip rip strip
My dad’s red pants underwear and shirt
From his ancient body
A de-frocked clown not funny anymore
“Oh Bobby,...
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Categories:
hospital, birth, death, father son,
Hospital SleepingHospitalized.
Like a caged animal
I hear the nurses laughing again
What is so dagnabbed funny at 2:18 in the morning?
Diabolical laughter echoes through the hallway.
Slapping its body...
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hospital, 10th grade, 11th grade,
10 Conversations In Icu Part INumber one.
"Good morning. Would you like tea with your breakfast?"
No. I want milk with my porridge but it hasn't yet come."
"You will have to ask...
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hospital, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Black Friday At the HospitalI have a sad story that requires music that's played by a fiddle.
I've been wounded and I'm spending Black Friday at the hospital.
Gamestop announced that...
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Categories:
hospital, funny, humor, humorous, november,
SquireSquire - a recollection of war
I'm twenty seven years old
Not, old by any standard
But, in my world...I'm seven
Seven years removed from an IED
Seven years away...
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Categories:
hospital, animal, anxiety, beautiful, care,
Liberal HospitalI was taken to a liberal hospital and I'm a conservative.
They thought that I'm evil and that I don't deserve to live.
The Chief of Staff...
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hospital, funny, humor, people,
NeedlephobiaIn the phlebotomy room,
there came a woman
And a man
And their lad
Inquiring, queuing
‘My blood, I give to you;
draw and draw freely,
I have no qualms’
The lad started,
Responding,...
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Categories:
hospital, boy, child, family, funny,
A Faithful Bed - Mental Hospital 3The day has come, a smiling sun shines through bold bars, across the room to the door, ajar, projecting the bars on the door as...
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hospital, allegory, funny, humorous, mental
The Funny Side of Strokes - My Hospital EmbarrassmentAn event I have to tell you about was a rather embarrassing occasion for me,
But they say laughter is one of life’s best medicines, so...
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hospital, funny, health,
My First Day At the Mental HospitalOn a cold, dark, winter day at the end of November
I checked into a mental hospital, for what? I can't remember.
I must mention that the...
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hospital, fun, funny, how i
Ted My Hospital VisitorLying in hospital was visiting time
My cousin walked in with a box so fine
Handed it over said it was for me
To open it when I...
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hospital, happy, love, birth, me,
An Engaging Visit To the HospitalLast night I had a face to face confrontation with my floor. I redecorated it in
crimson red. A poorly thought out medicinal...
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hospital, caregiving, childhood, confusion, funny,
The Hospitallying in that bed
I'm very concerned about what's wrong
patiently waiting for the doctor
wondering what's taking so long
the nurse comes around like clockwork
to take my vitals,...
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hospital, funny, health,