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Funny Home Poems

These Funny Home poems are examples of Home poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Home Funny poems written by international poets.


Halloween at the Funeral Home
A quick pre-Halloween poem to capture a creepy funeral home scene. 
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T’was the night before Halloween, the funeral home quiet.
All the tables were taken, like...

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© BP Skinner  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: home, anxiety, bereavement, crazy, dark,



Premium Member Happy Man
Sometimes I find myself inside
A mind of happy man
Who does everything all right
Much better than I can
He has a house by the sea
Breathing coastline air
There...

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Categories: england, happy, home,

The tale of the whistling sock
Asleep in the bottom drawer
A place I now call home
I hear a voice call my name
"Sockie, Sockie" where are you 

I am here
I seem to...

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© Raki Lyon  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: home, fantasy, funny, hilarious, humor,

Premium Member Memories of a Childhood Home
My dad built a house on a hill. How exciting to climb to the tippy-top then look down upon the roof, and dog home, the...

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Categories: home, house, memory,

Premium Member Vagabond
“Wandering through empty and crowded streets with no destination in sight and sleeping under the sky with the fire burning inside was my life, the...

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Categories: betrayal, dream, home, moving



Premium Member Finding Fun On A Budget part 2 - Summer Sledding
Aqua blue sled
Thumpity thump thump thump
Children laugh with glee

Thank heavens for air conditioning 
Bumpity bump bump bump
Wheeeee!

Mom mirrors masterpiece The Scream
Declares, “This shall not be...

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Categories: home, children, dad, family, fun,

The Fam
Mu uncle Franklin
was a pro wrestler.
He lit up a room
like Nikola Tesla.

My aunt Judy
was a cake maker.
Her cakes were tall
like an LA Laker.

My brother Steve
played...

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Categories: home, 12th grade, art, family,

Premium Member Duck
he sits on the roof
of the building opposite
I sit on the sofa
glimpsed from the window; 
him with his feathers
me with my skin; 
themes tune
and blossom...

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Categories: home, animal, bird, friendship, funny,

Premium Member Chapter 11-- Damian Hakim: Cj and Julius
Date   November  2019

Damian was glad to Be back home
Now he searched his room for anything 
Out  of place. He wanted the...

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Categories: home, absence, allusion, funny love,

Premium Member Et Come Home
There on to you!!!
Your idiot brother
Hovered over a Starbucks,
Your sister was seen
Cruising Rodeo Drive.
And Uncle Henry
Got hold of a bottle
George W. Dickle
Tennessee Sippin’ Whiskey
…and you...

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Categories: home, america, funny, irony,

Lofty Auctions
Renegade realtor dealt only with sellers sincere 
Harried under hammer results which rich revere
Assured Lofty turned over listings like sausages
Heat applied seared buyers, hankering hostages


Canvassing...

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Categories: character, culture, funny, home,

Two Worlds
Welcome, to the realm of wonder
Meaning an alley around the corner
Of a market street, where Kings and Queens
Satisfy their needs by monetary means
While they live...

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© Pim Fool  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, home, humanity, humorous,

Premium Member Shambles
The old homestead is a shambles,
nearly hidden in wild brambles.
My mind reveals a happy place
that had once held your funny face.

The tree swing we once...

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Categories: death, emotions, feelings, home,

I Should Seen It Comin'
There is a space still unknown
In the basement of my home
In the dirt there's gotta be treasure
Better go 'splorin' (for good measure)
A century ago, this...

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Categories: adventure, funny, home, humorous,

Premium Member Twelve Mile
twelve miles of useless... road 
if you want to call it that
so washed out, rutted, and rocky that
usually you drive around it
three beers to go...

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Categories: health, home, longing, nature,


Book: Shattered Sighs