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Premium Member DNA HEIST HOME INVASIONS ON SIPPY CUPS OF FBI CONFIDENTIAL HUMAN SOURCE
I FEEL LIKE I'M LIVING IN KABUL AFTER MY DISABLED SPOUSE AND I RETURNED FROM ANOTHER DOCTORS APPOINTMENTS WE NOTICED THE SLIDE BARS TO ALL OUR SIPPING CUPS HAVE BEEN REMOVED INCLUDING THE GRAND CHILDREN SIPPY CUPS WONDERING JUST WHAT THESE THIEVES NEED OR WANT WITH OUR DNA PERHAPS SEVERE IDENTITY THEFT USING PRINTS TO...

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Categories: heist, allah,
Form: Naat
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Veterans Day heist while Vietnam veterans enjoy the Veterans Day deals with family old war buddies gathered VFW American Legions unfortunately we spent the morning taking me to get twelve injections in my head for traumatic brain injury headaches resulting from the Gargano car bomb that crushed my skull this crime family watches waits for...

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Categories: heist, allah, arabic,
Form: Nazm



Halloween Heist
Halloween heist (Anapaestic Tetrameter) As the ghosts of tomorrow amass in the hall, unaware of the darkness descending around, from the silhouettes crawling along the back wall, to the creaking of doors with the faintest of sound. Then a walking ensemble invaded the room, as the gremlins start growling their threat and demand, made the joy of the people turn quickly to gloom, with...

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Categories: heist, halloween, violence,
Form: Sonnet
Murder and a Heist - Homophone Rhyme
HOMOPHONE RHYME STYLE TRIAL 2 I saw a murder with my one good eye A loud one too. What was the cause? Commotion in the tree, thought I Judging by incessant caws It was in the early morning Just a hair, I think, past eight Maybe they were in mourning Or was it something they had ate I leaned out by the window...

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Categories: heist, bird, humor,
Form: Quatrain
Christmas Celebration
Christ’s high rank, squarely behind it In man’s life, The Brightest Candle Lit, Though Bank Robbers celebrate their heist, Nothing wanting from Carpenter Christ. Also, our marking of our birthdays And anticipation of Better Days, Straight from Yesterday’s Frays, That had knocked out hopes and rays. With carols The Yuletide is expressed: Tunes ensuring that one is not depressed, Braved baritones their compulsory spice, A lighting...

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Categories: heist, birthday, celebration, christmas, color,
Form: Rhyme



Night Owls
Vocal, nocturnal, creepy Silent and sneaky Binocular vision, sharp sight They are active at night We are asleep They are awake Our lives are at stake. "Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound". Note.It's not the devil it's the People who work for the devil. Lesson.Honeyed words and furtive movements are not...

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Categories: heist, flying, integrity, may, prison,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Bank Heist
Clyde Shanks Robs banks With gal Named Sal For tasks Wear masks Take loot And scoot Foot race Cops chase Both caught All naught Both ruffed And cuffed To jail No bail Court date Learned fate Judge tough No guff To pen For ten...

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Categories: heist, humorous,
Form: Footle
The Poltergeist Heist
I searched high and low Searched left and right Searched from morning To half past midnight Where could it go It was there in the desk Someone's messing with me Is it just a test Now it's missing in action I feel like a blind man Are my eyes closed Blindly searching with hands This isn't the first time This has happened...

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Categories: heist, allusion, anger, conflict, confusion,
Form: Rhyme
If He Were a Book I'D Pull a Heist
just an average typical morning within this same old town avoiding all the neighbors that nosily creep these grounds while all these other folks keep busy bodying gossiping and all who has whiter teeth, bigger boobs, or the cutest guy at the mall i stopped at the library to dodge all these illiterate snots the only place that's quite enough...

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Categories: heist, beautiful, books, dedication, deep,
Form: Lyric
Heist
a strobe of flashing lights and the smell of smoking cordite filled the leaden night the brush brush brush of silent velcro and cocking guns and their knobbled sons (grenades) rolled like severed heads bouncing in the rain a choir of startled starlings flapped and flew like bankers new with profit, up towards the diamond sky, peace on earth goodwill...

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Categories: heist, anxiety, courage, death, fear,
Form: Free verse
A Charitable Heist
Look little girl It's not what it looks like It's really, really not I came for a picnic with the orphanage And the food I simply forgot Look little girl Don't get all upset Don't get yourself in a state I am sure all the others Won't mind if they donate Look little girl It's the gospel truth I take it for the needy You've got it all...

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Categories: heist, children, kids, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Heist
OH no!~ A heist in progress! Stop! Put down that box! A failed diet Waist size increasing Care to share a donut? For the "Just The Facts" contest...

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Categories: heist, christian, people,
Form: Light Verse
Jubilee Diamond Heist
We're all gearing up for the diamond jubilee Said the bunting waving neighbours smiling with glee We're all cheering up for the diamond jubilee Keeping calm and carrying on, truly britishly We're all working tirelessly for the diamond jubilee Another priveleged, frivolous squandering of our tax money Government on high alert for the diamond jubilee The inhumane lawful theft, by bloody royalty We're...

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Categories: heist, people, people, people,
Form: Monorhyme
The Great Manger Heist
Two brand new manger scenes were donated to our local church, One went on the minister’s desk the other took the organ as its perch. The idea was to provide a scene that was both merciful and mild. But when the organist came to practice on Tuesday night there was no holy child. No babe was laid in the...

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Categories: heist, funny, holiday, baby, heart,
Form: Light Verse
The Heist of the Kidney Beans
The Heist of the Kidney Beans By Elton Camp In Pascagoula, Mississippi a burglar did grab Several times from the drug store some Lortab The Fred’s store manager very angrily griped Although Lortab was the only thing he swiped The pharmacist decided he would make a decoy So a funny trick was what he decided to employ Thief came but the pharmacist...

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Categories: heist, funny
Form: Rhyme

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