Funny Hair Poems
These Funny Hair poems are examples of Hair poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Hair Funny poems written by international poets.
Buzz Cut
Sirius is approaching the gate
dragging the hot and humid like bait.
Scorching dog days are back.
A violent attack!
I fear I will burn my shaven pate!
...
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Categories:
environment, funny, hair, nature,
A Girl's Black Hairwhen I
young I
was well
and tell
my friends
split ends
my hair
not fair
but clean
not mean
I wash
and brush
my locks
like ducks
to say
like fay
I sing
and swing
and fly
not cry
to dry
not fry
under
hot...
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Categories:
color, funny, hair,
Hairy FreedomMy hair is wild, as wild as can be.
It sticks out in all sorts of places,
It goes through many fits and stages,
You...
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Categories:
hair, child, childhood, children, daughter,
SHINY CROWN“Shiny Crown”
(Verse 1)
He wakes up every morning, sharp as can be,
Shaving that dome, twice a day you see.
No single hair dares to make a stay,
That...
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Categories:
fun, funny, hair, hilarious,
Hair FightShe gathers her arms for her nightly fight
to do battle with her hair, to “get it right”
she’s been cursed with unruly, super fine hair
that won’t...
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Categories:
funny, hair,
Cat Baththorough grooming baths
our cat does administer
licks my son's hair clean...
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Categories:
hair, caregiving, cat, child, cute,
Ave A Drink O Water Earlewhen holded Earle a too large cup
of water heapied one inch up
drankied drankied Earle guzzler
and wetted chin and all his beard
slurping gulping could be heard
‘til...
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Categories:
hair, fun, funny, happy, humorous,
A Man of Debatable TasteA man of debatable taste
Thought wonders of sticky toothpaste.
Adorning his hair,
Or auto repair,
All based that with paste it was laced....
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Categories:
car, care, funny, hair,
Head DunkFred had a huge sore appear on his head
Feeling itchy, he scratched until it bled
He risked looking like a fool
And dunked his head in the...
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Categories:
boy, funny, hair,
fUnNy-HaTsHe rode a horse he got thrown off
Onto the ground his head hit first
In a pile of manure horses pie
On top of his head he...
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Categories:
hair, adventure, allusion, anxiety, fate,
I can tellBoy, one thing I know fa sho, we can tell a lot in life.
I can tell you mad
I can tell that ain’t gon fit
I can...
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Categories:
cry, funny, hair, how
Beard
I once sported a manly beard,
a beastly beard had I.
But then on the farm, at the crack of dawn,
while my lady cheered,
she chopped it off,...
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Categories:
absence, beauty, funny, hair,
ShavingI've scrapped the last one off,
No more hair there!
Each whisker removed,
Forth width,
Only took a little bit.
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Categories:
6th grade, funny, hair,
ValentineI love you funny Valentine at all cost
All your bad habits I laugh them off
How you wear your clothes a certain style
Boisterous of course with...
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Categories:
hair, appreciation, black love,
He Cut All My HairWent for a "HAIR CUT" at the local barber
Must have misunderstood probably into the lager
He cut “ALL” my hair
Not just "ONE" up there
Called him a...
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Categories:
hair, funny,