Funny Growth Poems

Only twenty-five years since I took your name,
fluorescent lights, a government building,
the officiant a stranger we met that morning—
no pictures, no rehearsals, just vows
read like...

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I'm a pro-cyclist, and I despise people with flab
So it hurts that my folks don't walk, they'd rather take a cab.
I describe my races at...

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You might know me by my wear;
Sorely I stand before me, yet the me not really me, yet surely be
if you were to open door...

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I am in love again
I never thought I'd see the day
It was among things I had forgotten
How to feel in eigth grade

The first time that...

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In just two weeks I will attain the body divine
Eat my greens, attempt a sit up or two...
If only I'd lay off reduced aisle wine...

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Elasticated waistbands, at what age?
Comfortable trousers are all the rage.
For a mature figure and the oversized,
Some teenager's just take the rise.

Long-sleeved shirts in summer months
Cover...

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I feared heights when I was a kid,
& as an adult, women and responsibilities are what I fear,
If heaven is in the skies,
Maybe one day...

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If you pop off like so Duh you’ll get carbonated by the greater leader/
Who’s lewd and balks will infuse and let loose the Dr. pepper/
True...

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He is all about his family
What he does is for them
Loyal and committed 
A loving man and true friend

He is talented but humble
Hardworking without complaint
Kind...

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Hey, I like Fast cars, I've lived agood life, wand the worst life like the one your waiting for.
 Time to grow up, be a...

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Don't you just love it when you set off an alarm,
Accidentally of course,
Which causes  one no end of alarm, 
With bleak thoughts of how...

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Hellow Husna my dear friend,
Foolish stage do you understand?
Please I need your hand.

This is a long page,
Which consist with age,
All gender pass this stage.

Age where...

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O' dark thing behind me
So close, yes, so near I can see

Wherever I go, there you are
Not allowing me to get very far

Stupidly, I pretend...

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Am I Afraid of Real Love?

Butterflies fluttering in your stomach
The continuous smile that never seems to fade
Or the pure joy that exhumes every aspect of...

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The world spins on and on. 
Whether I want it to or not.  
I can cry for the earth to stop, but it wont....

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