Funny Golf Poems

Fred Flintstone
    Felt tingles, down his funny bone,
    While playing his golf ball, he lost control.
   ...

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I've just found the love of my life,
I'm taking up golf
And getting rid of the wife.
My troubles have just started
I don't know what to do,
I...

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There is an aura for the moment looking gloom 
Closing in on climatic resolution known as high noon 
Weather was dealt the color grey 
Heavy...

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Bubba has the flu 
I do not know what to do 
Since Bubba has the flu

I can not see in front of me 
I can...

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I do not like our national leader
If I had a pet shark, he'd be a feeder
Hard to believe he's not a big joke
Oh what a...

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When out golfing and ready to tee
I sometimes feel a strong urge to pee
With no bathrooms near by
I throw my golf club high
While I run...

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  A Man Called Gilsn Gulp He likes to Play Golf--

There once was man named Gilsn Gulp who liked golf;
He said, "See the lovely...

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A slight hint of consternation was in her voice,
“Why did you tell those people I’m deaf and dumb?”
“I never said you were deaf, my Dear.”
She...

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None's more a noble try
Than to pop one in on the fly

Takes deft swings to cram one in
Others glance 'em off the pin

For such a...

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Smarter than a dolphin golfing a par five with two raging rabid bears

Smarter than a blind man walking up seven uneven stairs

Smarter than a clunky...

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Grip it, rip it, stick it.
Bombed it, flopped it, topped it too.

Stay, sit, slice, scoot,
Run, kick, roll, draw,
Carry, fly, die, spin,
Watch the little ball go...

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He Wears His Golf Cap Up High

His eyes throw comic arrows at his golf shot
Juggernaut after another, and a turkey trot
Double fidgets, a puppet swing
Slices...

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There is a four letter word I use you see,
My wife says that "Ashamed" I should be.
 
I have said it so often I don't...

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Walking my tiger home alone
In the background and unknown
With a rag I polish a club
Then you take it with a snub

I walk around keeping stats
Wet...

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A Sonnet 
If I knew you loved me, I would have
killed you before,   a sentence that makes no sense
keep swirling around my head....

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