Gluteus Poems - Poems about Gluteus

Move your gluteus maximus, friend Exercise is an important trend When you get older it may help you bend On Pilates, you can so depend Very little money you will have to spend This advice I readily defend And it will help your ailments mend This might also your lifetime extend....

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“May I fondle your gluteus maximus milady?” “Why you certainly may, my good sir” “A bucket like yours with such voluptuous curves Starts me tingling and me motor to purr” “Let us meander behind that tree over there We can let our sweet passion flow Bid a farewell to our inhibitions so to speak And share in the light of love's glow” “Now...

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“May I fondle your gluteus maximus milady?” “Why you certainly may, my good sir” “A bucket like yours with such voluptuous curves Starts me tingling and me motor to purr” “Let us meander beyond that tree over there We can let our sweet passion flow Bid a farewell to our inhibitions so to speak And share in the light of love's glow” “Now...

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The student sits in third row last chair His foolish words of attention are blurted everywhere He understands not the value of listening For he seeks laughs and howls for the teacher’s off>< pissing Until finally the day of teacher student conflict The teacher enquires of the student’s gimmicks Young man confronting the joker for all to hear Your gall for...

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“May I fondle your gluteus maximus milady?” “Why you certainly may, my good sir” “A bucket like yours with such voluptuous curves Starts me tingling and me motor to purr” “Let us meander behind that tree over there We can let our sweet passion flow Bid a farewell to our inhibitions so to speak And share in the light of love's glow” “Now...

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