Funny Free Verse Poems

Kitsch, give me a 
Sign 
To go 

It’s kinda funny how 
life 
goes on 

While you sit in a corner 
all 
alone 

The saturday blues...

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Knocking boots,
it was fun until the boots got old.

The best scrumpy
was not a girl at all, but a pint of raw cider.

Midway through a hike,...

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Humble and true. 
There was a very close friend
A man being and the warmth like the sun
A smile that would make the Moon grin
The man,...

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You say you like to soar,
Love Poetry your balm
and lift: So, if it's a sonnet,
I'm on it! Something longer,
more romantically entwined~
then I'm inclined! Something
light, and...

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    DoctorDoctor, doctor, how did the operation go?

– But what doctor, what nonsense! Look, I'm Saint Peter!


   
  PS....

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There will be times
A brilliant sunset
when I will
A microphone 
see something,
The scent of lilacs
smell something,
A roaring fireplace
hear something, 
A starry sky 
taste something,
A full moon...

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This rink ranks right up there.
My power skates, slice each ring,
the scent of ice assails my nose.
Funny in the absence of air, I breathe.
It must...

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It’s a funny thing, looking back,
Our past clouded by doubts and what ifs,
Of what could’ve been, plaguing our minds of what we lack,
Swaying in life’s...

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I’m an Asian
So, I’m civilized!

-Really?

I’m a European; an American white
I’m an Oceania and I’m civilized!

-Really!?

I’m an African
Victim of apartheid
An oppressed black
But, I’m civilized!

-Really!?

I’m a highly...

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Katie’s ribs pressed against her skin,
the sharp angles of a body once soft.
She lifted her blouse, let me see—
the stubs, the little bumps,
two perfect incisions...

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I want someone like that in my life.
One who is encouraging and has an empathetic ear.
I want someone who has business sense.
Very exciting, funny, and...

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A Magical Journey Poetry Contest
Constance La France

"When we were hit by the magic wand's spell we suddenly became swans"
Quote by author

I hold three magic rocks,...

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I didn't really laugh
I could have, though.
At who?
At myself?
At her?
At the irony of it all?

She always left an imprint on me.
Always gave me a new...

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Now again, someone upstairs, 
and somewhere on a bus
headed somewhere in Louisiana 
where it is one a.m.

eyes mind thy business 
while pyramid in the sky...

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I’m standing in the common room, turning in circles. I’ve so many things to do, all at once, I can’t figure out which way to...

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