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Funny Free Verse Poems

These Funny Free Verse poems are examples of Free Verse poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Free Verse Funny poems written by international poets.

Christmas Dinner

Christmas geese run loose on corporate lawns
So why should I stand in line at the markets
When dinner is free ranging on asphalt in visitors parking

With...

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Categories: funny,

Reflections Of Myself

Is not it  funny for me to be living in the world main one in America with this fleshly body of mine to learn...

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Categories: adventure, america, appreciation, bible,

mad as a hatter

Mad as a hatter is a phrase that came naturally about
In the eighteen hundreds hatmakers were going insane
Using mercuric nitrate, which removed skin from pelts
A...

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Categories: life,

Would You Read a Book by Mike Love?

I've just received this message
I've yet to respond

My daughter finds tomato juice funny
Cocoa mass, anhydrous milk fat

I want a gritty, open account of a life
Stories...

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Categories: adventure,

A Spark can Start a Fire

The earth is crying tear drops from above
Times of dark clouds rain snow and blizzards
With a slippery sidewalk that melts when the sun appears
A spark...

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Categories: beauty, love, love hurts,

The Red Velvet Christmas Robe

              The Red Velvet Christmas Robe
 
Oh, that special Christmas, unlike the...

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Categories: christmas, emotions, growing up,

Immolation: Words From the First

Both of me became an alcoholic, at last. 
Time to split into a third.

The first was too funny, not focused enough. Fun, but useless, cute...

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Categories: abuse, addiction, corruption, dark,

Drop It

If I could of been there,
I would have been.

You left without me.

Your life was full of people you say you didn't want.
A life so comfortable...

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Categories: friendship, music,

the stuff of memories

we met for coffee early one snowy day
i was nervous you were funny
it was magical and felt... just right


Posted on December 11, 2024...

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Categories: love, memory, snow, together,

Chin

Chin

My chin, not very
prologued, not as 
funny at all, as my 
second molar.
...

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Categories: humor,

Dickens' Other Christmas Story

Jingle bells
and reindeer smells -- 
note to Mrs. Clause: 

before Eve-trip, to reduce
scent and slip, no beer
and sardines for Rudolph!

That damn Guiding Red-nose
needs to find...

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Categories: christmas, fantasy, humor, humorous,

If you got a bad review to your writing, what would you say?

If you were writing
                     ...

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Categories: funny,

The Bargain

What the Highest Bidder forgot to consider
was the fine print’s whisper, the shadowy slither
of clauses concealed like snakes in a rut,
their fangs bared sharp when...

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Categories: humor, introspection, philosophy, political,

Doing Time

Doing Time is not easy but it's something that I gotta do/
Survival of the fittest so this how I gotta move/
I'm not the strongest so...

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Categories: anxiety, conflict, dark, fate,

second hand wife

Donna was a second-hand wife to Larry.
Larry always mentioned it to people.
At church, on the street, at a bar.
He thought it was hilarious!
“Slightly used,” he...

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Categories: humor,